A_Wesker123
The Original
Month:
1: I played Moonlight Sonata with
2: I was sold at a high price by
3: I got into a knife fight with
4: I got infected with the T-Virus by
5: I got rescued from a bear trap by
6: I mutated into
7: I got something shot into my neck by
8: I was equipped with ballistics by
9: I was tossed a rocket launcher from
10: I mixed herbs with
11: I took "overtime" with
12: I almost became a <insert your name here> Sandwich because of
Day:
1. Leon S. Kennedy
2. Jill Valentine
3. Ingrid Hunnigan
4. Sheva Alomar
5. Gary
6. Chris Redfield
7. HUNK
8. That Dog
9. a Tyrant
10. Barry's Handcannon
11. Ashley Graham
12. Albert Wesker
13. Billy Coen
14. that thing in the bag in RE 4
15. Ada Wong
16. a zombie
17. Saddler's "tentacle"
18. a Ashford
19. Bird Woman
20. The Merchant
21. Ramon Salazar
22. a Nemesis
23. Dr. Salvador
24. a Bandersnatch
25. a missing door knob
26. Salazar's Right Hand
27. Carlos Olivera
28. S.T.A.R.S. Bravo team
29. Rebecca Chambers
30. Jack Krauser
31. LUUUUIISSSS!!!!
Year:
1969 and below: but I'm older than Barry.
1970: at Saint Michael Clock Tower.
1971: in the Car Park.
1972: way before the PS1 was released.
1973: and then we listened to some Creedance Clear Water Revival.
1974: and then I woke up.
1975: in Marble River.
1976: -did Pong come out yet?
1977: under Ashley's skirt.
1978: at a Queen concert.
1979: in a cardboard box.
1980: and I loved it.
1981: in a cage with a Garrador.
1982: in Raccoon City.
1983: in a speeding mine cart.
1984: but then our helicopter crash.
1985: but the camera angles sucked.
1986: in Spencer estate.
1987: on a jet ski in the mid-Atlantic.
1988: -Stop! dont open that door!!!
1989: in Kendo's Gunshop.
1990: in a "dangerous hall".
1991: but we couldn't aim and move at the same time.
1992: and Uwe Bolle made it into a horrible movie.
1993: ontop of Salazar's giant statue.
1994: while an El Gigante watched.
1995: and then we got 5 stars with all the characters in Mercenaries mode!
1996: in a dusty African village.
1997: while wearing sunglasses the whole time.
1998: with a QTE.
1999: but Resident Evil is older than me.
2000 and up: in 1080p.
I mixed herbs with HUNK while an El Gigante watched ;D
1: I played Moonlight Sonata with
2: I was sold at a high price by
3: I got into a knife fight with
4: I got infected with the T-Virus by
5: I got rescued from a bear trap by
6: I mutated into
7: I got something shot into my neck by
8: I was equipped with ballistics by
9: I was tossed a rocket launcher from
10: I mixed herbs with
11: I took "overtime" with
12: I almost became a <insert your name here> Sandwich because of
Day:
1. Leon S. Kennedy
2. Jill Valentine
3. Ingrid Hunnigan
4. Sheva Alomar
5. Gary
6. Chris Redfield
7. HUNK
8. That Dog
9. a Tyrant
10. Barry's Handcannon
11. Ashley Graham
12. Albert Wesker
13. Billy Coen
14. that thing in the bag in RE 4
15. Ada Wong
16. a zombie
17. Saddler's "tentacle"
18. a Ashford
19. Bird Woman
20. The Merchant
21. Ramon Salazar
22. a Nemesis
23. Dr. Salvador
24. a Bandersnatch
25. a missing door knob
26. Salazar's Right Hand
27. Carlos Olivera
28. S.T.A.R.S. Bravo team
29. Rebecca Chambers
30. Jack Krauser
31. LUUUUIISSSS!!!!
Year:
1969 and below: but I'm older than Barry.
1970: at Saint Michael Clock Tower.
1971: in the Car Park.
1972: way before the PS1 was released.
1973: and then we listened to some Creedance Clear Water Revival.
1974: and then I woke up.
1975: in Marble River.
1976: -did Pong come out yet?
1977: under Ashley's skirt.
1978: at a Queen concert.
1979: in a cardboard box.
1980: and I loved it.
1981: in a cage with a Garrador.
1982: in Raccoon City.
1983: in a speeding mine cart.
1984: but then our helicopter crash.
1985: but the camera angles sucked.
1986: in Spencer estate.
1987: on a jet ski in the mid-Atlantic.
1988: -Stop! dont open that door!!!
1989: in Kendo's Gunshop.
1990: in a "dangerous hall".
1991: but we couldn't aim and move at the same time.
1992: and Uwe Bolle made it into a horrible movie.
1993: ontop of Salazar's giant statue.
1994: while an El Gigante watched.
1995: and then we got 5 stars with all the characters in Mercenaries mode!
1996: in a dusty African village.
1997: while wearing sunglasses the whole time.
1998: with a QTE.
1999: but Resident Evil is older than me.
2000 and up: in 1080p.
I mixed herbs with HUNK while an El Gigante watched ;D
