Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[sliced-bread-no2]

He has a tragic health condition whereby he can't stop playing "Hide and Seek". There are no known cures.

If Joseph hadn't been killed by a pack of dogs, would he have single handedly stop the entire umbrella conspiracy?

 

[LordGolbez]

Yes Because It Turns Out The Dogs Were Joseph's Only Weakness. Who Knew?

Why Is Brad Such A Coward?

 

[zombinater007]

He has nightmares about the virus. Why does he have those nightmares?

 

[wesker_awesome]

That's not really a stupid question its a really really sad one....
but I'll try Answer: She thought they were dolls?
Question: Why can't we use the wench as a weapon? Re3

because nemesis threatened to rape you if you used it? idk.

 

[wesker_awesome]

Because they have troubled pasts

Why is Ashley not a squirrel?

could've fooled me.

 

[wesker_awesome]

Why is Wesker Blonde?

 

[wesker_awesome]

Yes Because It Turns Out The Dogs Were Joseph's Only Weakness. Who Knew?

Why Is Brad Such A Coward?

His vest is yellow therefore he is "yellow bellied"

 

[wesker_awesome]

Because his daughter was a child star ( )

Why did Ada save Leon alot?

because she is ada wong, DAUGHTER OF CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!
why is mr x bald?

 

[wesker_awesome]

because there wings! 8)

Why do the zombies constantly moan?

because their butts hurt, didn't you know faces are not the only things nemesis rapes

 

[wesker_awesome]

To 'woo' the ladies. (Lol

Saddler: You impressed?
Ashley: Heck yes!
(The real reason Ashley followed him on Disc 2)

Why do I always write this stuff?

becaue ur pic is awesome.
why do i like neptune so much?

 

[wesker_awesome]

its a beach house

why do ganados smell bad?

because my mind is thinking ur mind is racist.....
why do majini smell the same?

 

[wesker_awesome]

cuz your from the ghetto cuddy

why is leon the main character and not me?

becaue milk gives you strong bones and teeth.
why is resident evil dark?

 

[wesker_awesome]

Because they're njot turkey.

Who said they taste like chicken?

i did, when i imagined it in mah mind.
why is the cake a lie?

 

[wesker_awesome]

Coz she loves men

Why is Chris' nickname not 'Smelly Pete?'?

because steroids don't smell.
why does wesker wear his sunglasses at night

 

[wesker_awesome]

He has nightmares about the virus. Why does he have those nightmares?

becaue he had a troubled childhood.
why did he have a troubled childhood?

 

[Maddog2212]

Why does Barry talk to himself?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Umm guys you're doing this the wrong way. You don't answer every question but the one of the user who posted above you. Then you make another question.

Why does Barry talk to himself?

Because he's a narcissist.

Why do the monsters have overtaken the city on September 28th?

 

[domino29]

Cuz its Hilary Duff's Birthday..... lulz

What do you think would happen if a Mythbusters was done of Zombies?

 

[SuWan]

They would do the Thriller [sorry had to edit.]

Why is the sky black during night in RE2?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Because the developers were racist.

Why is the sky black during the night of RE 3?