Resident Evil 5 Merchant?

[Hollow-Words]

There is a big chance of having a merchant like person

I've seen the gameplay, and you can pick up cash so I assume that theres a place where you can buy upgrades and weapons, so the merchant might exist or maybe his cousin =P

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Lol, yeah all merchants are related in some way.


Merchant: Hey stranger, thats my second cousin twice removed on my mothers side.

 

[cooliozombie]

The OFMTbSTTPWREGH (orginization for merchants to be sent to the place where resident evil games take place) sent him there duh but ihope he looks different (or the same) im sure they'll bring him back or else ill buy him at a high price stranga! ;D

 

[Cousintony]

Hope he sells grills. and not like thug life ghetto mouth grills.

but like george foreman grills to cook stuff on

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Haha lol

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Eat George Foreman's deep fat frier you zombies!

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

But wait! There's more! HYAAAA!!! Lol

 

[Cousintony]

LOL. always a catch huh?

not only do you get 1 grill BUT TWO and a free sham-wow

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Lol.
Person: Whats a sham-wow
Telemarketer: I'll show you
Me: WOW!
Telemarketer: No thats a Shannon-wow

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

[quote author=RegeneratorHater24 link=topic=338.msg12307#msg12307 date=1220159246]
Lol.
Person: Whats a sham-wow
Telemarketer: I'll show you
Me: WOW!
Telemarketer: No thats a Shannon-wow



[/quote]
Lol!

George Foreman Gril - $100
Guns - $100,000
Mercahnt - $1
The look on a zombies face when they see you attacking them with 'Shannon-wow' - Epic

Forall your needs, there's Redfield Card.

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Leon: Um can you tell me what the Shannon-wow is?
Merchant: I can show you *finds a group of villagers* GO SHANNON-WOW!
Me: SDONIEOWNKLFDIONEOOINBOOIEWOLD! (Battle Cry) *Kills villagers*
Leon: :-X Wow....
Merchant: No. Shannon-wow

Lol

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Lol!

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Stop making me choke!
WHY!?!?!

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Me: What I do?!!?
Merchant:Hey Shannon... *holds up shiney pen*
Me: WOW!!!!

 

[Cousintony]

[quote author=RegeneratorHater24 link=topic=338.msg12331#msg12331 date=1220210916]
Leon: Um can you tell me what the Shannon-wow is?
Merchant: I can show you *finds a group of villagers* GO SHANNON-WOW!
Me: SDONIEOWNKLFDIONEOOINBOOIEWOLD! (Battle Cry) *Kills villagers*
Leon: :-X Wow....
Merchant: No. Shannon-wow

Lol
[/quote]

lol, that was a clever one. i still have all the other ones saved that me,you,and james did.

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Lol. Thank you, thank you. I would like to thank the little people.... and all of the tall people...... Nevermind, I don't thank them.

 

[Cousintony]

how about the medium people?

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Medium people are tall people to me. But I'll thank them too. They're not as tall.

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

So what would I be?

I'm 6" 4