Zombie Apocalypse game.

[Storyofmylife]

Okay, you get to have a team of 10 people to help fight bioterrorism. Who would you choose and why? Remember, it has to be members of REN and if you can't think of 10 just go with however many you can think of... Or if you can think of more than 10 then that's even better!

Here's my list:

1. Magnolia Grandiflora- Because we would have each others backs no matter what! And I'm sure she's good with strategy. (Field Scientist)

2. Lord Goblez- I need a big guy to help us girls out and fight! I also need as many people as I can get along with and help me stay as sane as possible. (Recon)

3. Meg- Just to protect her, because I know she wouldn't know what to do in a zombie apocalypse! (civilian)

4. La Femme- I need someone to have sex with. (Girlfriend/Mistress)

5. bSTAR- For assault and the lulz. (assault)

6. KennedyKiller- For the chivalry, and kung foo. (martial artist)

7. Tremor- because she would probably go all out guns-a-blazin and be a good loyal partner. (Demolitions)

8. Jay- He sounds very strong and intelligent. I would probably choose him as the main male leader. (Leader/computer expert)

9. VP-70- We need someone with a lighter. (Photographer for evidence)

10. Jakeykins- For more lulz and the assigned sniper! (designated marksman/gun collector)


As for me, I'd be the medic/leader of course.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Nooooo you can't be the medic, I'M THE MEDIC. Jeez. Everyone knows this.

I can't pick names because I suppose I should be all 'I'd have everyone on my team!!!111!!111' and all like a good staff member... but I'd choose the Powerpuff girls (or whatever it was we called our ORC threesome team) and Tremor for s... I mean, I've turned a new leaf so I can't be inappropriate so I'll say for conversation.

 

[Storyofmylife]

Nooooo you can't be the medic, I'M THE MEDIC. Jeez. Everyone knows this.

I can't pick names because I suppose I should be all 'I'd have everyone on my team!!!111!!111' and all like a good staff member... but I'd choose the Powerpuff girls (or whatever it was we called our ORC threesome team) and Tremor for s... I mean, I've turned a new leaf so I can't be inappropriate so I'll say for ***** and giggles.

but but... I'm the medic IRL and I know CPR. I would have to be the irl medic! I'm in the medical field! LOL I also know how to shoot a gun so that's why I'd be a leader as well as I'm in shape, know martial arts, and have been planning for a zombie apocalypse for years.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Not even going to lie... I'd be useless in a zombie apocalypse. I don't think anyone would want me on their team. So, I'll leave y'all to fight the zombies and I can reproduce or something.

 

[Storyofmylife]

Not even going to lie... I'd be useless in a zombie apocalypse. I don't think anyone would want me on their team. So, I'll leave y'all to fight the zombies and I can reproduce or something.

Well that's what the sex slave thing was for. I'll need to have someone around to relieve the stress.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

I'm not just a beautiful sex object, Story. There are thoughts going on in here, I'll have you know. Pretty profound thoughts... at times.

 

[Storyofmylife]

I'm not just a beautiful sex object, Story. There are thoughts going on in here, I'll have you know. Pretty profound thoughts... at times.

Exactly, that's why I'd have you reproduce with one of the males here to keep the human race going. We'd have to have a few females willing to do this as I will not accept incest as means of keeping the human species alive. But... You know you want this too. *points to self*

 

[Jay]

You're on a roll with all these new topics T lol. Thanks, I'd be honored to lead. No one will die on my watch long as I have this buster sword.

Not even going to lie... I'd be useless in a zombie apocalypse. I don't think anyone would want me on their team. So, I'll leave y'all to fight the zombies and I can reproduce or something.

Nah, that's not true. Long as I lead you'll have a important role other than being Story's slave lol.

 

[Storyofmylife]

You're on a roll with all these new topics T lol. Thanks, I'd be honored to lead. No one will die on my watch long as I have this buster sword. Nah, that's not true. Long as I lead you'll have a important role other than being Story's slave lol.

Maybe slave is too harsh of a word. She can be my girlfriend and we can use each other for those purposes... Then once the world is wiped out of most humans, we'll have no other choice but to reproduce with the males. XD Sh!t, I have two asexual females on that list so that leaves.... 4 females willing, and 5 males. Someone is going to have to declare an oath of celibacy (as far as reproduction goes)... I guess that will be me because I don't think I'd make a good mother anyway.

 

[Jay]

Maybe slave is too harsh of a word. She can be my girlfriend and we can use each other for those purposes... Then once the world is wiped out of most humans, we'll have no other choice but to reproduce with the males. XD Sh!t, I have two asexual females on that list so that leaves.... 4 females willing, and 5 males. Someone is going to have to declare an oath of celibacy (as far as reproduction goes)... I guess that will be me because I don't think I'd make a good mother anyway.

When you put it that way a zombie apocalypse doesn't sound so bad lmao.

 

[Storyofmylife]

When you put it that way a zombie apocalypse doesn't sound so bad lmao.

I'm tellin' ya, once a zombie apocalypse happens everyone is gonna want some. Then the single people like us will have it easy! Just save a gal's life a few times by slaying a few zombies and BAM... You'll be a pimp!

 

[VP-70]

Okay, you get to have a team of 10 people to help fight bioterrorism. Who would you choose and why? Remember, it has to be members of REN and if you can't think of 10 just go with however many you can think of... Or if you can think of more than 10 then that's even better!

Here's my list:

1. Magnolia Grandiflora- Because we would have each others backs no matter what! And I'm sure she's good with strategy. (Field Scientist)

2. Lord Goblez- I need a big guy to help us girls out and fight! I also need as many people as I can get along with and help me stay as sane as possible. (Recon)

3. Meg- Just to protect her, because I know she wouldn't know what to do in a zombie apocalypse! (civilian)

4. La Femme- I need someone to have sex with. (Girlfriend/Mistress)

5. bSTAR- For assault and the lulz. (assault)

6. KennedyKiller- For the chivalry, and kung foo. (martial artist)

7. Tremor- because she would probably go all out guns-a-blazin and be a good loyal partner. (Demolitions)

8. Jay- He sounds very strong and intelligent. I would probably choose him as the main male leader. (Leader/computer expert)

9. VP-70- We need someone with a lighter. (Photographer for evidence)

10. Jakeykins- For more lulz and the assigned sniper! (designated marksman/gun collector)


As for me, I'd be the medic/leader of course.

I was going to read you the riot act for giving me a serious lame part in your Zombie Apocolypse, a Smoking hawt smoking collector of evidence..............how lame i thought, then i realized,

In said Apocolypse,

looks like i play the Luis Sera role!

Nice one....

say.......You gotta.....nevermind

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Pick me, pick me! My poor health allows me to be a liability, therefore making me perfect zombie bait! (Plus you can 10 survivors and live bait!)

 

[Storyofmylife]

Pick me, pick me! My poor health allows me to be a liability, therefore making me perfect zombie bait! (Plus you can 10 survivors and live bait!)

Of course I'd choose you, not for the live bait... but for the company! Everyone should make their own awesome team of REN members and explain why they would choose them!

 

[TYLERDM94]

I think that the best team would be

Kennedykiller as my co leader

Storyofmylife as a analyst of the situation

Magnolia Grandiflora and la femme as a silencer and medic respectively

Jay and chris redfield1994 could be the demolition experts

Lastly we have tremor and negative as weapon specialists

 

[VP-70]

I was going to give this a go and build an RE NEWS crack team of hard as nails Undead slayers....

But such is my mood, i'll just decided to go it alone.