Why isn't there a thread for this?

[Meg]

Guys, I just realized something. This site doesn't have a thread dedicated to harassing asking the staff questions! The Ask the Staff Anything thread on DMC has been going strong for like....ever! Why don't we have one here? Unless we do, and I've been missing it all this time.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Yes, I'm single. Just incase anyone is interested in tapping that wondering.

 

[Meg]

Oh is that so? Well then, I'm single too.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Femme, do you have a.... ahhh.. nevermind!

 

[blivvy]

Yes, I'm single. Just incase anyone is interested in tapping thatwondering.

Oh is that so? Well then, I'm single too.

That kinda info is good to know

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Guys, I just realized something. This site doesn't have a thread dedicated to harassing asking the staff questions! The Ask the Staff Anything thread on DMC has been going strong for like....ever! Why don't we have one here? Unless we do, and I've been missing it all this time.

Meg. Wanna see a crazy Ask the Staff Anything thread? Take a look at the fable forum's one. 353 pages of beautiful history with occasional hilarity like this.

I have a question for all staff:

If you could be given any birthday cake in the world right now, what would it be?

 

[Meg]

I think I know why there is no thread for this.

 

[Angel]

I have a question for all staff:

If you could be given any birthday cake in the world right now, what would it be?

Triple chocolate fudge brownie cake decorated with pretzel and peanut butter M&Ms, chocolate sauce, whipped cream and thick chocolate fudge icing.

 

[Meg]

Triple chocolate fudge brownie cake decorated with pretzel and peanut butter M&Ms, chocolate sauce, whipped cream and thick chocolate fudge icing.

I....I think I need to eat something delicious now. *runs*

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

I have another question. This time to Angel, specifically.

What did you have for breakfast? How was it?
If you had to nit pick, what aspects of this breakfast would you hope to improve for breakfasts in the future?

Was lunch better or worse?

Would you rather have Mr. T invite you over for breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

Would you be upset if he didn't invite you over a second time afterwards?

 

[Romero]

You wouldn't think a hedgehog is cute if you accidentally step on it.

 

[Angel]

I have another question. This time to Angel, specifically.

What did you have for breakfast? How was it?
If you had to nit pick, what aspects of this breakfast would you hope to improve for breakfasts in the future?

Was lunch better or worse?

Would you rather have Mr. T invite you over for breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

Would you be upset if he didn't invite you over a second time afterwards?

1. I had nothing for breakfast because I didn't have time
2. In terms of improvements, well I think eating at all in the first place would be a good start.
3. Lunch was indeed better as I actually ate something. Ok, so it was popcorn and chocolate pudding but still food.
4. I think dinner because I usually get time to eat that. Usually.
5. I'd be inconsolable. Fo' srs.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Question for Romero this time.

What is the one most awesome thing about Norway that us ignorant foreigners should all be aware of?

 

[svp]

what video game characters would u have a minaj et tois with?

 

[Meg]

Oh good golly gosh! What have I done? What monster have I unleashed onto the world with this thread?

To staff: What your favorite day of the week and why?

 

[Romero]

Question for Romero this time.

What is the one most awesome thing about Norway that us ignorant foreigners should all be aware of?

What? Wait, this is not actually an "ask the staff anything" thread? We are just discussing the possibility for such a thread?

But since I'm already talking, I will of course try to answer your question. The most awesome thing about Norway is our athletes Marit Bjørgen and Petter Northug. Their sport is cross-country skiing. And they would pwn Manchester United and all the NHL teams.

Oh good golly gosh! What have I done? What monster have I unleashed onto the world with this thread?

To staff: What your favorite day of the week and why?

My favorite day of the week is Dorkday and it's also the most common day. The week goes Dorkday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Dorkday, Friday, Dorkday, Sunday.

 

[Meg]

Dorkday? What happens on Dorkday?

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Another question for Romero.

Does it make you uncomfortable that I am asking you questions outside of an Ask the Staff Anything thread?

Would you be more or less uncomfortable if all of a sudden, a humpbacked whale were to find its way into your kitchen?

Do you think the possibility of humpbacked whales navigating through our plumbing systems could potentially be a domestic crisis in the near future?

Do you think that it may already be an issue and people are simply too uncomfortable to face the facts and solve the problem?

Do you think the phrase "humpbacked whale in the kitchen" is a suitable replacement for the popular phrase "elephant in the room?"

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Dorkday? What happens on Dorkday?

And why are Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays called Dorkday?? Hmm???

 

[Angel]

what video game characters would u have a minaj et tois with?

See that just instantly made me think of Nicky Minaj and now I don't want my dinner But to answer your question, I'm going to go with Spyro and Crash Bandicoot. Because I can.

To staff: What your favorite day of the week and why?

Tough one...I think Mondays because that's when we have band rehearsals and I love the jam sessions we have. In between all the politics and in-fighting, of course