Resident Evil 4 What's The Worst That Could Happen?

[ChrisRedfield1994]

OK... Basically this is a scenario game much like the good ole character placement thread (R.I.P). The first person thinks of a scenario and the second person posts the worst scenario that could happen, for that ne scenario.

I.E:
Person 1: 20 Mikes appear out of nowhere and attack the castle.
Person 2: Their engines fail and they crash on top of Leon.

 

[L]

Ada appears out of nowhere and kills assley

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Ashley resurrects from the dead.

Leon loses his keys.

 

[Hoady]

Leon doesn't realise it but a dog eats his keys.

Leon sees a cute kitten on top of some stairs.

 

[echoey]

Leon runs up the stairs an trips leaving him sitting in the the middle of the stair way...

Some ganados push a builder down the stairs... sqaushing the kitten in the process...

 

[Hoady]

The mushed kitten transforms into 30 lions and eats everyone.

Leon sees some lollypops on sale from the merchant.Surprised he buys the merchants last lollypops.

 

[echoey]

The merchant takes Leons moneyz and does not give him any lolly pops

insted he pushes Leon over an runs away with his money.

 

[L]

Leon killed the merchant ON PRO.

Ashley slits leons throat well he is sucking on a lollypop

 

[echoey]

Leon then looks at ashley an shouts "NOT THE THROAT YOU f-ing b---ch NOT THE THROAT!!!"

He then kills ashley with his last researved breaths, shoving as many lollypops as he can fit down her neck. ~then its games over because ashley died!

 

[L]

Ashley revives a wacko

Ashley kills the elgigante with her smelly ass

 

[echoey]

I think were playing this game wrong....
But that would have to be one smelly ass LOL

 

[Hoady]

Yes we are.I come up with a scenario then you come up with a worse one, you then create another scenario.etc

Luis is about to get stabbed by saddlers thing(lol you know what it is)but he actually dodges it this time.

 

[echoey]

Then saddles trouser shank gets stuck in the ceiling which causes the roof to cave in..
which falls on top of luis an actaully kills him...

 

[Hoady]

Leon decides he really needs to have a dump so he prepares to pump one in that old shack he passes out at....

 

[echoey]

when leon wakes up in the shack all he can remmember was that he needed to go to the toilet..

suddenly a man walks past, his head explodes in to many knife like tenticle things, all this happens right infront of leon...

 

[weskerfan]

them wesker comes out of nowhere and kill everyone.
then in victory,he laughs to himself.
then there is nobody to stop his master plans.
mwa ha ha ha!

 

[echoey]

but then wesker trips on a bananah skin an breaks his back

killing him also, he joins everyone in the next life!

 

[weskerfan]

AW COME ON THATS BULL****!!!!
....are you on crack!?
he is not dumb enough to slip on a banana!!!!

 

[echoey]

yeah he is, if everyones dead he would not have a care in the wrold there fore he'd slip an die.
its the way karma works with thoses things.

Weskers eye explodes, he then changes the red light bulb in his eye. putting sunglasses on after...
then he starts putting T-virrus gel in his hair to gel it back hahaaahaha

 

[L]

Weskers hair explodes into KNIVES

The knives kill Wesker.