We have a problem

[Meg]

My butt hurts.



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Please don't hate me for making this thread! It's just supposed to be a funny joke.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Yeah, that usually happens when you... nevermind.

 

[Romero]

My butt hurts.

Yeah, that's what too much BDSM does to ya. Was it the Snowman?

 

[Meg]

Yeah, that usually happens when you... nevermind.

When I what? Sit for too long? When does your butt hurt, Ms. Femme?

Yeah, that's what too much BDSM does to ya. Was it the Snowman?

I wouldn't expect you to know this, but I get really offended when people accuse me of doing sexual things. It makes me feel weird. ;_;

 

[La Femme Fatale]

When I what? Sit for too long? When does your butt hurt, Ms. Femme?

*pats head* You'll understand one day little nugget.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Usually my butt hurts when I've done something bad and I'm feeling guilty. Is there something you've been keeping from us, Meg?

Now's the time to share, mmk?

 

[Storyofmylife]

Why are you so butthurt? .... ba dum tsch.

 

[Romero]

When I what? Sit for too long? When does your butt hurt, Ms. Femme?



I wouldn't expect you to know this, but I get really offended when people accuse me of doing sexual things. It makes me feel weird. ;_;

No reason to get butthurt (lol) over a joke, is it? Unless you feel guilty. Besides, spanking is only as sexual as you make it.

You may have farted too much. Yesterday I was twisting in stomach pain, and many hours later I produced a fart that sounded like two gunshots. My butt hurt for a while.

See, Femme!! You can't always avoid the pain from flatulence in your preferred (fun) way, it can be painful for quite some time.

 

[Meg]

Well let's see. I'm writing a screenplay 'cause I can. And sitting on a hard, wooden chair is making my soft little butt hurt. ;_;

 

[AgentZero]

Lol

 

[Angel]

I...wut?

 

[Meg]

This is by far both the best and worst thread on REN. You're welcome.

 

[Romero]

*pats head* You'll understand one day little nugget.

I'm in the same boat as Meg here, perhaps I too will understand one day.

Well let's see. I'm writing a screenplay 'cause I can. And sitting on a hard, wooden chair is making my soft little butt hurt. ;_;

I think the most common reason for butts to hurt are work-outs and hard chairs. And these are everyone's last guesses. Funny and fascinating how our minds work...

 

[Meg]

Funny and fascinating how this forum works.