So like,
- Thread starter VP-70
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I can already. A jawless VP smoking out of his butthole with red liptsick. It will look something like this... because his butthole is Dr. Frankenfurter.
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAIN!!!
Oh and Femme, you've got a mark on your face... Oh wait it's my D!CK. BUUURN...
(idk wtf I'm saying)
B!tch I'm a lady, I don't permit phallus-es near my face under any circumstance...
Unless it's David Bowie's...
Unless it's David Bowie's...
It's just turned 2;15 AM, and i can feel the air getting colder, and time its self slowing down.... i've been here before... this is the 3am wall setting in. Where the ghouls and ghosts come out to play....best reach for my arsenal of epicness to aid me in my triumph against that which dwells in the darkness of night.
That's not what you said to me lastnight! You were all like "Until the day I pass on to the other world, and as long as this phallus stays erect, I shall worship it... On my knees." Because you totally talk like that.
worryingly, and with a hesitant tone, i admit that, that sounds awfully like something i'd say.That's not what you said to me lastnight! You were all like "Until the day I pass on to the other world, and as long as this phallus stays erect, I shall worship it... On my knees." Because you totally talk like that.
Pfft please, as if 'on my knees' were words in my vocabulary... in your dreams sucka!!!111!!That's not what you said to me lastnight! You were all like "Until the day I pass on to the other world, and as long as this phallus stays erect, I shall worship it... On my knees." Because you totally talk like that.
Pfft please, as if 'on my knees' were words in my vocabulary... in your dreams sucka!!!111!!
Oh I'm sorry I meant to say "On my kneepads sewn into my jeans." XDDD jk
I'd love someone to film themselves reading this thread from the start, and watch their face go through the motions as the thread desends into utter randomness which has been turned inside out, up side down and back to front.
It'll be like the reactions to Two Girls One Cup... most people looking away in disgust while Kermit the Frog jacks off.
Yayrrrr.
Yayrrrr.
Is that a sexual reference?
I've never been a star trek fan, but the tv is playing some trek at silly'o'clock and from the corner of my eye i seen this.
That is an iPad clearly.... when were they invented, when was that episode.........................................YA
That is an iPad clearly.... when were they invented, when was that episode.........................................YA
Ok, so just to recap - smoking, Leon, penises, women with penises, lipstick and star trek.
Is that about right?
Is that about right?