So like,

[La Femme Fatale]

Hold on hold on... I'm just picturing it...

 

[VP-70]

Lip stick is going to be a nightmare to get off.

 

[Storyofmylife]

Hold on hold on... I'm just picturing it...

I can already. A jawless VP smoking out of his butthole with red liptsick. It will look something like this... because his butthole is Dr. Frankenfurter.

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAIN!!!

Oh and Femme, you've got a mark on your face... Oh wait it's my D!CK. BUUURN... (idk wtf I'm saying)

 

[La Femme Fatale]

B!tch I'm a lady, I don't permit phallus-es near my face under any circumstance...

Unless it's David Bowie's...

 

[VP-70]

It's just turned 2;15 AM, and i can feel the air getting colder, and time its self slowing down.... i've been here before... this is the 3am wall setting in. Where the ghouls and ghosts come out to play....best reach for my arsenal of epicness to aid me in my triumph against that which dwells in the darkness of night.

 

[Storyofmylife]

B!tch I'm a lady, I don't permit phallus-es near my face under any circumstance...

Unless it's David Bowie's...

That's not what you said to me lastnight! You were all like "Until the day I pass on to the other world, and as long as this phallus stays erect, I shall worship it... On my knees." Because you totally talk like that.

 

[VP-70]

That's not what you said to me lastnight! You were all like "Until the day I pass on to the other world, and as long as this phallus stays erect, I shall worship it... On my knees." Because you totally talk like that.

worryingly, and with a hesitant tone, i admit that, that sounds awfully like something i'd say.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

That's not what you said to me lastnight! You were all like "Until the day I pass on to the other world, and as long as this phallus stays erect, I shall worship it... On my knees." Because you totally talk like that.

Pfft please, as if 'on my knees' were words in my vocabulary... in your dreams sucka!!!111!!

 

[Storyofmylife]

Pfft please, as if 'on my knees' were words in my vocabulary... in your dreams sucka!!!111!!

Oh I'm sorry I meant to say "On my kneepads sewn into my jeans." XDDD jk

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Nah keep trying..

 

[VP-70]

I'd love someone to film themselves reading this thread from the start, and watch their face go through the motions as the thread desends into utter randomness which has been turned inside out, up side down and back to front.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

It'll be like the reactions to Two Girls One Cup... most people looking away in disgust while Kermit the Frog jacks off.

Yayrrrr.

 

[Storyofmylife]

back to front.

Your mother never taught you how to wipe properly...It's... It's front to back!

 

[VP-70]

lol...oh how you're in top form tonight lady XD

 

[Storyofmylife]

lol...oh how you're in top form tonight lady XD

Is that a sexual reference? You mean I'm ON top? And thanks. I'm here all night folks.

 

[VP-70]

Is that a sexual reference? You mean I'm ON top? And thanks. I'm here all night folks.

 

[VP-70]

And so 3am it is........ time to go EPIC

 

[VP-70]

And so 3am it is........ time to go EPIC

 

[VP-70]

I've never been a star trek fan, but the tv is playing some trek at silly'o'clock and from the corner of my eye i seen this.

That is an iPad clearly.... when were they invented, when was that episode.........................................YA

 

[Angel]

Ok, so just to recap - smoking, Leon, penises, women with penises, lipstick and star trek.

Is that about right?