My ass hurts

[Zombie Enclave]

HALP ME. Please.

 

[Hoady]

Chronic ring sting?Spicy curry will do that to you.

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Perhaps.....maybe it is because this chair is extremely un-comfortable.

 

[aintnoscrub]

pins and needles on yo ass?

 

[Hoady]

Yeah you should probably replace that ordinary milk crate for a chair or have you upgraded?But seriously watch out for that vindaloo it will make you crap like a viking.

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Omg your right. Okay I will solve this with a cushin. YYYYYYYYYYAAAYYYY!!!

 

[Hoady]

What about the backrest you don't want a bendy spine or it'll get all spaghetti legs on you.I recommend using a plank of wood and nailing it into the floor, eventually you can pad it for added comfort.

 

[Zombie Enclave]

My chair is a brick. What yo sayin?

 

[Hoady]

Well you do need a nice low quality backrest to go along with that brick of yours.May i also take note that your bowel movements are getting much louder?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

You can hear them from here?

 

[Hoady]

Actually i reside in your bowels you remember that delicious pie you ate?Yeeeah thats right.

 

[Zombie Enclave]

You have been in my bowels? Jeez....

 

[Hoady]

Nah not really i was just being a bastard i put anal clogging pills in your vindaloo once it wears off your gonna have a terrible weekend.

 

[Zombie Enclave]

You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hoady]

I wanted to see if the theory of pooing out the mouth existed, you stole all my spicy curries i took my revenge.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

I swear I was not the one that put that tack on the chair... anyway, I hate to be a boring grouch, but y'all know I have to lock this. Please use your profiles for this kinda talk. Thanks!