Resident Evil 5 Merchant?

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Leon: o crap dude!! its a pikachu!!! What do we do??
Luis: get a counteracting pokemon to like kill it or something!
Leon: i choose you!! Krauser!!!
Krauser: O crap dude thats a freakin pikachu!!! get it away!!!
Leon: ???
Luis: I need a smoke
 
[quote author=Cousintony link=topic=338.msg8439#msg8439 date=1214788698]
Leon: o crap dude!! its a pikachu!!! What do we do??
Luis: get a counteracting pokemon to like kill it or something!
Leon: i choose you!! Krauser!!!
Krauser: O crap dude thats a freakin pikachu!!! get it away!!!
Leon: ???
Luis: I need a smoke
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Krauser: I need a drink...
Leon: NO YOU DON'T!
Krauser: ???
Luis/Leon: :-X
 
[quote author=RegeneratorHater24 link=topic=338.msg8443#msg8443 date=1214789056]
Krauser: I need a drink...
Leon: NO YOU DON'T!
Krauser: ???
Luis/Leon: :-X
[/quote]

LOL.hahahaha. laugh attack
 
[quote author=Cousintony link=topic=338.msg8162#msg8162 date=1214681986]
Merchant: Got lots off good stuff stranger!
Salvador: You got like heavy duty putt or something?
Merchant: Aghh you got a good eye!! Check in that potato sack
Salvador: Ok. cool. WOW so muck putty..hey..what the..Its stuck
Merchant: *creeps away*
Salvador: *gets chainsaw* WHERE ARE YOU HOODED MAN WITH BLUE CANDLE???
[/quote]

ah.. you got my secret.............
 
I know why the rest of the male villagers are so angry. Did you see the women they live with? Its like they're PMSing every day.
Male Ganado: Honey, can you feed the chickens?
Female Ganado: Why am I never good enough for you!?!?!
Male Ganado: :-X
Leon: *shoots crazy lady*
Male Ganado: Thank you!
Dr. Salvador: Get back here putty man!
Leon: Got to go :-X
 
[quote author=RegeneratorHater24 link=topic=338.msg8752#msg8752 date=1214856778]
I know why the rest of the male villagers are so angry. Did you see the women they live with? Its like they're PMSing every day.
Male Ganado: Honey, can you feed the chickens?
Female Ganado: Why am I never good enough for you!?!?!
Male Ganado: :-X
Leon: *shoots crazy lady*
Male Ganado: Thank you!
Dr. Salvador: Get back here putty man!
Leon: Got to go :-X
[/quote]

lol. they always are angry. the males just want to watch tv
 
Monk: muere,muere,mirror,mirror on the wall who is the best lookin monk of all?

Mirror: Not you
 
[quote author=Cousintony link=topic=338.msg8842#msg8842 date=1214878723]
Monk: muere,muere,mirror,mirror on the wall who is the best lookin monk of all?

Mirror: Not you
[/quote]

Lol XD
Salazar: *walks into room*
Mirror: Not you either
 
What do you rekon that thing Salazar gets pulled into was before it mutated? Its a bit sus' aye. especially after 'just finishing the ritual with ashleigh...' :o :-X no wonder its R18 lol :-[ I think ive played RE4 one 2 many times now im starting to look at stuff too closely hahaha...
 
they said that theres gonna be a blacksmith , not a merchant, who makes new gun parts outta pieces of metals...

i also heard that he makes new knifes and machetes too.
 
they said that theres gonna be a blacksmith , not a merchant, who makes new gun parts outta pieces of metals...

i also heard that he makes new knifes and machetes too.
 
[quote author=leonskrauser4 link=topic=338.msg9704#msg9704 date=1215579176]
they said that theres gonna be a blacksmith , not a merchant, who makes new gun parts outta pieces of metals...

i also heard that he makes new knifes and machetes too.
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That sounds cool! I hope they have him, its better than there not being a merchant
 
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