Jokes!! :]

[ResidentEvil179]

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:06 am Post subject: Crabs

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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what
would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to
the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them herself.

 

[REGirlfan]

lol....

 

[ResidentEvil179]

hahaha I stole that from my 2nd Lieuntent actually i should call him Captain now...He got promoted

 

[REGirlfan]

i got a joke...Now stop me if u heard this before.....the doctor told his patient"i have bad news and worst news"the patient replied," what is the bad news" the docter said," you dont have much time to live".OH MY said the patient,"but how could the other news be even worst? the doctor said," I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT U SINCE YESTERDAY!! HA HA HA

 

[dark_zero]

lmao that is hilarious lol

 

[REGirlfan]

[quote author=dark_zero link=topic=222.msg4616#msg4616 date=1201661655]
lmao that is hilarious lol
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lololol

 

[alonecrow]

[quote author=ResidentEvil179 link=topic=222.msg4584#msg4584 date=1201648499]
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:06 am Post subject: Crabs

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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what
would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to
the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them herself.

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lol
what happened to the gentleman?
jumping from the plane?
lol

 

[ResidentEvil179]

No that was the joke you get it?

 

[alonecrow]

i know about the joke.
i want to hear what happened next.. lol ;D

 

[ResidentEvil179]

lol i like your joke REGirl thats funny!! lol and the guy well...he left the plane felt embrassed

 

[REGirlfan]

thank you lol as of now im working of another right now

 

[ResidentEvil179]

Ok i got a few here they do with the Current war in Iraq if you take offence please i apoglize and at the discretion of Sephi she may delete post.

Q: What is the National bird of Iraq?
A: Duck

Q: How do you stop a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: Yell B-52. (NO C-4 cause theres no C in bingo)

Q: What do Fred Flinstone and Saddam have in common?
A: When they look out the window they see rubble

 

[dark_zero]

Haha lol

 

[ResidentEvil179]