It's just like... Resident Evil... but with... dinosaurs...

[La Femme Fatale]

If you've been doing a lil' creepy creepy over my profile lately, you might have noticed a lil' somthin' somthin'. There's a new forum on the network now, so if you're a fan of any of the Dino Crisis games (or just Regina's arse, either one), then check out the link below.

http://dinocrisis.net/community/

 

[Steve]

What an utterly fabulous website. Whomever made that is obviously a very handsome man and clearly an amazing lover.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

That's not what Angel said!

 

[Doom guy]

Ah Dino crisis, how **** on you were.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

And take a look at this special once-in-a-lifetime offer... the first thirty members to join Dino Crisis.net will get a sham-wow, a shake-weight, and a sex video tape featuring La Femme and Regina all for the low-low rate of simply registering! That's it -all you need to do is register! And wait... if you join within the next thirty minutes, we'll double your offer AND throw in a pair of pyjama jeans. That's right, you've heard us correctly: two sham-wows, two shake-weights, blah blah blah, just join today!

This may or may not be true. It probably isn't.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

It's awfully quiet over there...

and it's so... green. Maybe if we did a fundraiser for a charity or something people would sign up. People love gaming communities that help fight against cancer and starving kids and stuff.

 

[tremor]

Did someone say sex? I'm there man..I'm there. Now where's my sex? Seriously though..I love Regina's arse so I'm joining!

 

[La Femme Fatale]

It's awfully quiet over there...

and it's so... green. Maybe if we did a fundraiser for a charity or something people would sign up. People love gaming communities that help fight against cancer and starving kids and stuff.

That's a good idea - or we could just get someone here to just show some leg and hopefully that'll reel them in. Any volunteers? Cheez?

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Hmm yes... Let me just dust off my latex policeman uniform. I'm gonna make this get funky.

 

[Meg]

Me, Ms. La Femme, and Magnolia have just created the best reason to sign up on the new forum. You'll have to go there to see what it is.

 

[VP-70]

You need to hold some public stunts.... back scientist in their quest to replicate dino DNA.

Call for equal rights for Dinos.

Stop discrimination, as in '' you're such a dinosaur '' etc etc, we have to get away from this kind of racism.

You should put in some Dino facts, and latest discoveries. New fossils n that kinda thing.

Also, the petition can begin on getting capcom to get their chubby little fingers, out their chubby little asses, and get a new script typed up for a new game. Actually, you can run a new script thread and forward the best ideas to capcom.

We need Raptors. this is a certainty.

You need to go viral, you have to send out an army of hungry Raptors onto the mainstream to rattle some cages.

Dino crisis has alot of potential... and i proudly stand beside the brand!




lol.

 

[Romero]

(or just Regina's arse, either one)

Regina's arse

I don't know what you talk about, I need some screenshots! I've been looking for the DC games but now I just GOT to step up my searching.

 

[Springhosen]

I don't know what you talk about, I need some screenshots! I've been looking for the DC games but now I just GOT to step up my searching.

I've already provided a video of said arse in the: "What Are You Thinking" thread on the DCN forums for you poor souls who've never seen it.

 

[Some Nights]

I joined even though I haven't exactly played DC yet.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Don't worry, you're in the majority.

 

[blivvy]

Yay Regina's arse... I mean Dino Crisis!

It's been so long since I played that awesome game.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

BUMP / Come on guys, clicky clicky!

 

[Romero]

I've already provided a video of said arse in the: "What Are You Thinking" thread on the DCN forums for you poor souls who've never seen it.

I think it's so fun that you girls are so fascinated about Regina's behind.