If anyone could be the leader of your country...

[Meg]

Inspired by the "no government" thread. If anyone (besides you ) could be the leader of your country, who would it be? Be it president/prime minister/ whatever you have.

I say this person should be president of the United States:

Think about it. No one would mess with us because everyone loves Christina Perri. Even people who don't like her music think she's the sweetest thing. All she'd have to do to end a world conflict is show up to the war meeting like: "hey guys. Let's not do this. " And everyone would just go:

BAM! World peace.

 

[JMG29]

I'm unpredictable. /sarcasm

Edit: If not him;

Vermin Supreme

 

[KennedyKiller]

Murdoc Niccals...Enough said...

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Since there's no requirement for the Prime Minister of Canada to actually be Canadian... I shall have no leader but Oprah. She basically owns the world anyway.

 

[Romero]

Since there's no requirement for the Prime Minister of Canada to actually be Canadian... I shall have no leader but Oprah. She basically owns the world anyway.

Wait a minute, you and I can do business here. Since I can't be leader of Norway I offer that position for you. But that means no Oprah for Canada I'm afraid.

 

[Hoady]

Vermin Supreme

Lol speaking on Wizards i think Gandalf would make a great leader.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS" *nuclear eagle assault*

Hotei(laughing buddha) would be epic too. The only thing he would do is laugh haha.

 

[Springhosen]

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Wait a minute, you and I can do business here. Since I can't be leader of Norway I offer that position for you. But that means no Oprah for Canada I'm afraid.

Are you trying to make Our Dear Oprah mad? You know what happens when she's mad... lightening may strike you from the sky.

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

If I was serious, then I'd bring back Maggie Thatcher. The Iron Lady, to [some of] us Conservatives, one of the greatest PMs to have ruled the country.

However, this thread is genius so I elect this guy to rule the UK:
Introducing 'Screaming Lord' Sutch

Once the leader of the Monster Raving Looney Party, the most hilarious political party to exist (they actually stand for election believe it or not). Just look at him! A part of the MRLP's manifesto was this:

To prevent a fuel crisis and help farmers we will work together with Volkswagen to produce a new car which runs on farmyard effluent. We propose to call this new car the ‘Dung Beetle’.

With regards to shipping, they wanted this:

In the interest of safety, all Cross Channel Ferry crews will be made to wear flares.

And finally,

There should be a national debate on the subject of why there is only one female Smurf.

Also, in 2010 they wanted to introduce jet packs for all.

 

[Storyofmylife]

>_>
<_<
I love Hayley. <3

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

>_>
<_<
I love Hayley. <3

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS Y DIDNT I TINK OV DAT!!!
/endfanboydrooling

 

[Storyofmylife]

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS Y DIDNT I TINK OV DAT!!!
/endfanboydrooling

If I could only Marry her hair I would. I saw her live in 09' and got to meet her, she is the nicest "famous" person I've ever met!

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

If I could only Marry her hair I would. I saw her live in 09' and got to meet her, she is the nicest "famous" person I've ever met!

...
I wish I had your life now.
Jesus, I'd marry her, not just her hair! (Us gingers/orange-haired-people have to stick together anyway! )

 

[TYLERDM94]

Link would be a great leader no talk all action

That or samwise gamgie

 

[Romero]

Are you trying to make Our Dear Oprah mad? You know what happens when she's mad... lightening may strike you from the sky.

I know, it be very very risky especially if Minge gets upset.

 

[VP-70]