Finish the story...

[Capcomplicated]

These are always fun, try to keep it Resident Evil related

I'll start

Jill went into the mansion only to find out that....

 

[Kagara]

Barry was buttering a sandwich. She made for the door...

 

[L]

when Barry grabbed her and put her on the sandwich. ...

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Then a zombie appeared and said..

 

[Wesker's_heir]

"Imma firin mah lazer!!!" He then fell over after...

 

[Soul Of Faith]

he was shot in the back by Chris Redfield

 

[Capcomplicated]

he was shot in the back by Chris Redfield

well that ended abruptly lol....you have provide a lead in for the next post :lol::lol:

 

[Hoady]

Then chris with a suddenly uncontrollable urge kissed the helpless zombie on the lips and said....

 

[JaguarsSoul]

''Why did I forget my weapons already? I need a wife...'' He then kicked the zombie k.o. and...

 

[Hoady]

went on to an russian bride(by mail order)website to find himself a new lover and...

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Suddenly, a mysterious person invited him for a date, but when Jill heard him complaining about him needing a wife, she said...

 

[Capcomplicated]

Why did you never give us a shot?! Right then Chris...

 

[JaguarsSoul]

looked to her and said: ''I'm already invited, you're late!'' He then looked to the profile from the mysterious person. It seems the mysterious person is...

 

[Kagara]

The Merchant. He said: "Got somethin' that might interest ya", and pulled back his coat...

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Chris stared at the laptopscreen for a while. He thought like: ''WTF?!'' Then, he heard an old voice saying: ''Over here, strangah...'' Chris looked up and saw the Merchant. Jill laughted at him and said...

 

[Wesker's_heir]

"Your lucky Chris! I wish I could 'buy somethin' from that guy!" The Merchant then said...

 

[Capcomplicated]

AAeeerrhghgeeeeegh..because Chris accidently shot him while reloading, immediately after that Jill...

 

[Wesker's_heir]

Was like "You murderer! You killed my brother!.... Oh wait... I mean the Merchant... not my brother... hehehe... " And Chris said...

 

[Capcomplicated]

"You're a dumbass Jill", Jill immediately drew her weapon and....

 

[tremor]

fired the water pistol right into Chris's right eye and.....