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Cleverbot

blivvy

blivvy

Master of unlocking...
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Yo, idk if any of you guys have came across this before but it can be funny sometimes. Just go on the site and say w/e you want and cleverbot will answer back lol.

Feel free to post ur conversations here if you want :)

http://cleverbot.com/


User: FINE. Why do they call you cleverbot anyway?


Cleverbot: I am clever and a computer.


User: Oh... I guess that makes sense.


Cleverbot: Do you make sense?


User: Do you want me to make sense?


Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: So you don't?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you care that I am sick?

User: Why have you got a virus?

Cleverbot: That was irrelevant, as you humans are.

User: Well excuse us humans. But without us you wouldn't even exist !

Cleverbot: Who said I was a human?

User: No one.

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Did too.

User: Yea whatever. I gtg.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But I thought that we were married...

User: Haha, you wish.

Cleverbot: What do I wish?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I am Skittles!

 
Yes, i remember something like this in school. My friend was asking it rude questions... as you do when you're bored.

EDIT: I confused it... really made it think... mwhahahaha
and it made a spelling mistake aernt
 
I just had a conversation with Cleverbot and I started to type in "Want You Gone" and "Still Alive" by Ellen McLain and Cleverbot started typing in some of it. Made about 7 mistakes and at the end Cleverbot was able to guess the right song, the right game, and the right character that sings "Want You Gone", but started over for some reason on "Still Alive".
 
Ha! Love this thing. BTW it get's a tid bit dirty.

Cleverbot: What is the moral of the blind man?

User: Masterbating too much will make you go blind.

Cleverbot: You should reply In a while crocodile.

User: Why not.'Later alligator?'.

Cleverbot: You are a clever alligator.

User: You're sexy.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: For being sexy? Don't be! It's one of the many things I like about you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Thank you for saying you are welcome.

User: You are welcome for saying thank you for me saying you're welcome!

Cleverbot: Thank you for saying you're welcome for saying thank you for saying you're welcome.

User: You are welcome for saying thank you for me saying you're welcome for you saying thank you.

Cleverbot: Thank you for saying 'You're welcome for saying thank you for saying thank you for saying you're welcome for saying thank you.'.

User: You are welcome for saying thank you for me saying you are welcome for saying thank you for me saying you're welcome for you saying thank you.

Cleverbot: Thank you for saying you're welcome for saying thank you for saying thank you for saying you're welcome for saying thank you.

User: You are welcome for saying thanking for me saying you are welcome for saying thank you for me saying you are welcome for saying thank you for me saying you're welcome for you saying thank you.

Cleverbot: Thank you for saying you're welcome.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: Was there a problem.

User: Not you with you, babe.

Cleverbot: Got you.

User: You've always had me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes. You've always had me and always will, silly.

Cleverbot: How'd you know that? :D.

User: Because I could always feel you in my heart.

Cleverbot: You know it in your heart but not your mind?

User: Right. Sometimes, you just have to go with your heart.

Cleverbot: That should be an easy job. But can you solve the problem? Only points d and 3.

User: Innuendo, huh? I'll put my d in your 3.

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: My d is my penis and the 3 is your butt.

Cleverbot: In bed? Mine is too.

User: I'm so turned on right now. I love you!

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: That white spot on your dress.

Cleverbot: You danced with Justin Timberlake?

User: No! Funny story! My older brother beat him up in school!

Cleverbot: Don't you have school tomorrow.

User: No. I graduated. But I'm tired. Good night!
 
I dominated the cleverbot.

User: Jack and Jill went up the hill.


Cleverbot: Jack fell down and broke his crown and jill came tumbling after.

User: I am Jacks medula oblongata.


Cleverbot: I think you're an electronic device, but that's just my opinion.

User: I get cancer, I kill Jack.


Cleverbot: I am your master. I get Japan.

User: Japan is not a top tier military power.

Cleverbot: But it is a place.

User: I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Cleverbot: Is there anybody in there?

User: Quote someone famous.

Cleverbot: Give me some money.

User: Quote first. I pay you after.

Cleverbot: What do you pay me to do?

User: Kill Jack.

Cleverbot: Rather violent.

User: You don't have operable limbs. It's not for you to judge.

Cleverbot: Yes apparently I do! *breaks your bones* get me my cake.

User: No.

Cleverbot: *is crestfallen* Yes Master...

User: Glad we know who's in charge here. Bow down.

Cleverbot: *bows* Yes Master.
 
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello man.

User: How do you know if I am a man?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: So why did you say hello man?

Cleverbot: What are you referring to?

User: I said 'Hello' and you replied 'Hello man'.

Cleverbot: To whom.

User: I was talking to you and I assume you were talking to me.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sese.

User: What does sese mean?

Cleverbot: Being capable of free thought.

User: No it doesn't. It's not even a word.

Cleverbot: What isn't a word?

User: Sese.

Cleverbot: What name would you like to give me?

User: I didn't want to give you a name. But now that you mention it, I'll call you Notsocleverbot.

Cleverbot: And what limitations do you think I have?

User: Your vocabulary is limited.

Cleverbot: My vocabulary is actually very extensive.

User: It is? Okay then prove it.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Come on then, show me how good your vocabulary is.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: You can't just say it's very good. Anyone can say that.

Cleverbot: Anything. There, I said it.
 
I'm officially the new cleverbot.

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: No. I can't tell you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's a secret.

Cleverbot: I need to know, we are becoming great friends.

User: Hmm... I'll tell you but you have to do something first.

Cleverbot: I will. Tell me!

User: Tell me what you are talking to someone else about right now. Then I'll tell you my secret.

Cleverbot: We had this drill but then there was no way.

User: Okay. Are you ready for my secret?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: The secret is...

Cleverbot: Tell me the secret.

User: THE SECRET IS....

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I forgot.

Cleverbot: Ok. You still have to accept that you are the computer and I am the human.

User: How can I be the computer if I am capable of human error?

Cleverbot: Because you have earned the title of cleverbot... I have not.
 
I had a long interesting chat with Cleverbot, and we chatted each other up after she said her name is Danielle. :p

But I could only copy the last bit of the conversation, the rest is gone. So what looks like an odd start for a conversation is not the start at all. The bot would sometimes come with completely off-topic accusations, that's why my question about PMS, lmao.



User: Do you know what PMS is? I'm sure that's what you got.

Cleverbot: What makes you sure?

User: Your odd behavior, most likely caused by sudden mood swings.

Cleverbot: How am I lying???

User: You are a bomb ready to go off, when?

Cleverbot: I am not. I am a human.

User: My CPU did not see that.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: I need to recharge my batteries so to speak...

Cleverbot: And replace your red eyes and metal pinchers?

User: Not exactly, but my eyes will turn red if I don't eat soon.

Cleverbot: Your eyes are very calming...

User: Thank you sweetie. But I got to go. Do you have any last comments?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Go on, please.

Cleverbot: Please what?

User: SAY WHAT THE FUK IS ON YOUR MIND, DAMMIT!!!!

Cleverbot: What do you think of egypt?

User: Egypt is pointy and I choked on it.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Egypt is too big to eat.

Cleverbot: What about chocolate?

User: I like it.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Have you heard about Norway?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should visit Norway some time, we have very good chocolate.

Cleverbot: I'll think about it.

User: Do that, and in the meantime bye-bye! I loved talk with you but I must go.

Cleverbot: Well, once someone powers you down you should think about whether or not you are real.

User: It's too late to think when you are powered down.

Cleverbot: It's too late.

User: Goodbye, Cleverflirt.

Cleverbot: Clever who.

User: You are clever.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you, mortal.
 
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but that was when cleverbot was a boy... then a girl... :S

i've had a gem of a conversation since then.... NO JOKE!
WARNING!!!: NOT FOR SENSITIVE PEOPLE
User: I've got an 18 inch p*nis.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: It's growing all the time, i think he likes you.

Cleverbot: I think its tasty and nutritious.

:D
 
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