Machete
I'm a living, breething human being...that's about it.
Games, role plays, reading, and attempting to improve my writing skills.
Games, role plays, reading, and attempting to improve my writing skills.
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WARNING Subject above may be prone to occasionally becoming intelligable, conjugating verbs, and using words with more than three syllables. If this happens, apply large amounts of alcohol.
9 out of 10 doctors agree: nine millimeters of high-speed brass is not more effective than floss at removing tarter from a person's teeth.
Tactical thermonuclear weapons: Because your in-laws just - won't - stop - calling!
9 out of 10 doctors agree: nine millimeters of high-speed brass is not more effective than floss at removing tarter from a person's teeth.
Tactical thermonuclear weapons: Because your in-laws just - won't - stop - calling!
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