The Merchant sold me an Artemis Fowl novel, a bra size DD, a carton of orange juice, a diaper filled with poop, an eagle carved stone, feces, God of War II, a hula hoop, Ice Cube's debut album, Johnathons Jerry Jolly Jelly, Krispy Kreme doughnut, `Lectro lights, Michael Jackson's sequin glove, a...