Think of a ridiculous plot twist

[Spikeyroxas]

Chris is locked In a room with a zombie and no weapons. He starts to get worried when suddenly CRASH!
Regina walks in and says "zombies, b**** please" and curb stomps it and hands Chris a machete and says "were having a real crisis...a Dino crisis"
Meanwhile
Wesker puts on his sun glasses and the rest of the cast shouts yeahhhhhhhh!

 

[N7Valentine]

Ashley Graham is actually the strongest character in RE, even much stronger than Leon and Chris together. She can punch 10 Boulders at the same time, but in RE4 she thought it's funny to troll Leon and pretended to be a damsel in distress.

 

[Hel]

Duh, that's not a ridiculous plot twist, it's a well-known fact. Ashley Super Solider (short: ASS) is the queen of Resident Evil! *applause*

 

[N7Valentine]

Chris is the secret member of the Village People. You don't believe me? Ask Sailor Chris, he will tell ya...

*cues in YMCA, Chris starts to sing and dance*

"It's fun to stay at the B...S...A...A It's fun to stay at the B...S...A...A. They have everything For young men to enjoy. You can hang out with all the boys..."

 

[blivvy]

The merchant from Resi 4 was actually Barry! Thanks to Leon, he earned enough money to make a comeback to the series. :happy:

 

[N7Valentine]

The main characters of RE7 will be the most toughest and most badass characters in the RE universe, namely Alfred Ashford (He survived the events of CV) and Ashley Graham. Both team up to save the world from Chris, Jill, Leon and Claire, who are in fact the true villians of the RE franchise...

 

[N7Valentine]

Chris Redfield never used any steroids.

 

[Venomous Oddball]

Leon's perfect hair is actually a wig and he's actually bald.

 

[KevinStriker]

Leon's perfect hair is actually a wig and he's actually bald.

That would explain how they managed to mass produce Leon wigs. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

 

[Scrumpeh]

Raccoon City was actually taken over by Humans, the Raccoons plotted for years, until finally, they created a virus and started infecting humans.

The head Raccoon Scientist? William Birkin.

 

[Venomous Oddball]

Raccoon City was actually taken over by Humans, the Raccoons plotted for years, until finally, they created a virus and started infecting humans.

The head Raccoon Scientist? William Birkin.

William Birkcoon..? You'll get used to me trying to fuse words. xD

 

[Scrumpeh]

William Birkcoon..? You'll get used to me trying to fuse words. xD

Genius!

 

[Venomous Oddball]

Genius!

I try- wait, is it a ridiculous plot twist that I'm a genius? :shocked:

 

[Scrumpeh]

I try- wait, is it a ridiculous plot twist that I'm a genius? :shocked:

lol nope

 

[Scrumpeh]

I actually may have one that tops my previous one: (Sorry for the double post, I figured it was okay since I waited a few days)