The Worst possible time for a zombie to pop out

[Hollow-Words]

I'd say it's when I play resident Evil~~~ Why??
(heres why)

Zombie:Ahhrrrrr
Me: wow it's like the zombies are everywhere
Zombie:Ahhhhhhhhh!
Me: surround sound?!?! ??? where is it even coming from??
(bites)
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[A_Wesker123]

When your on the toilet!

ME: Ahhhhhhhh

*Door breaks open*

ME:Oh s***!

Zombie: argghhhhh....

*zombie gets knocked out from the smell*

 

[Hollow-Words]

A Resident Evil convention

(nudges one of zombies) wow nice costume dude~~~
wow your skin peels like it too
come'on you don't need to give me a hug o show me your appreciation
(AHHHHHHHHH)

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

On a helicopter.

Me: Dude, we need to get down now!
Pilot: Right you, ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Me: You gotta be *Gets bitten as helicopter spirals out of control*
Me: Oh sh-

 

[tedcurley]

When you're applying for a boat loan.

Me:"Yes, hi, I'd like to purchase the 40 foot 'Capricorn' please. Here's the paperwork, everything should be in order."
Salesman: "Uuurghh rarrgharrurrgh..."
Me: "Damn, now I'll never get that boat I've always dreamed about!"

 

[Hollow-Words]

LOL~~~ Atleast you don't find zombies in your boat

Me: Yes!! I finally waited till Resident Evil 5 comes out and I bought it, all I need to do now is to cut the wrapper
(opens door)
Zombie: arrrrrhhhh *bites*
Me: ah great...I don't even get to smell the new box T~T

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Cleaning the gutters.

Me: Hey, Bob. Mind passing me the hammer?
Bob: Sure! *Hands hammer*
Me: Hey Bob, mind passing me the chainsaw?
....
Me:Bob... Are you *Sees zombie close to me* OH SH-*Falls off roof.

 

[ResidentZelda]

when you're showering:

Me:*washing hair* lalallalalalala
DOOR OPENS
Zombie:uhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh.
Me: Couldn't you just wait until I finish you son of a b-
Zombie:*bites*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

During "Overtime" with a partner....I dont need to go into any script there really do I?

 

[ValentineFan]

When you're asleep... you wouldn't know one was there until it was too late.

 

[Hoady]

During "Overtime" with a partner....I dont need to go into any script there really do I?

I can easily say that would be hilarious to watch.:lol:

When you hop on a motorbike and realize that the person who just got on wasn't your friend.inch:
Then again maybe he wasn't there to eat you.

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[Zombie Enclave]

While your advertising.

Billy: This is Billy Mays for OxiClean. Here is one of our costumers!
Costumer: Ugghhhh....
Billy: So, what do you think about OxiClean?
Costumer: AARRGGHHH
Billy: Oh shi-
Costumer: *kills Billy*

 

[Hoady]

While your advertising.

Billy: This is Billy Mays for OxiClean. Here is one of our costumers!
Costumer: Ugghhhh....
Billy: So, what do you think about OxiClean?
Costumer: AARRGGHHH
Billy: Oh shi-
Costumer: *kills Billy*

Vince walks in*Drowns zombie in shamwow*Billy pulls the trigger and 'KABOOM' no shamwow.

This guy means serious ****.

When your on the toilet"Do i get up?Its embarrasing and my poo will go everywhere if i do, i don't want people to see m- oh wait*Drowns zombie in pooey water*.

 

[Trinity]

In the shower:

Me (singing voice): I'm naked in the shower,naked in the shower..Bla,bla
Zombie Uuuugh
Me Eek
Zombie UUUUGH
Me I try to get away,but slip on the soap bar and brake my neck.

 

[AgentHUNK]

While airsofting with friends.

Me: I will destroy all with my spreadshot shotgun.
Zombie: Arrrggghhh
*I shoot with airsoft shotgun multiple times*
Me: ****! The shotgun, it does nothing!

 

[Rollin6z]

When doing it.

Should I stop or finish?

 

[aintnoscrub]

When doing it.

Should I stop or finish?

finish haha
im sure that zombie wouldn't mind watching lol

 

[L]

Claire Wakes up in bed with Leon

Claire: Leon what are you doing in my bed?
Leon: Arghhhhhhh
Claire: Ahh leon is a zombie


*Violent screams of dragons*

 

[Kurenai]

when reloading and/or healing. or when it's a bigger enemy that can't be taken down quickly unless a grenade launcher or rocket launcher is used.

 

[Jlackleon]

When youre taking a shower.