Favourite Movie Quotes?

[JHJ]

I'm a little late to this thread...

Mal: You wanna run this ship?
Jayne: YEAH!
Mal: Well...you can't!
(Serenity)

Tony Stark: Iron Man's the one Ultron's gunning for.
Vision (said casually as he's walking past): That's true, he hates you the most.
(Avengers: Age of Ultron)

 

[Airaku]

I got waaay too many. So I could say one here and there. This one is amazing :3


"Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.
Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.

Huff:
The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria.

Doback:
Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you
wont go down 'cause my d!ck can float!

Huff:
We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I cum I produce a quart.

Doback:
Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor, there's a nice lady whore, I'd like to swank her.

Chorus:
Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.
Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.

Huff:
Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs!

Doback:
I'm a p*ssy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.

Huff:
Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair you'll be amazed when I cum in your hair!

Doback:
Pull up the anchor cause we're leaving dry land, get below deck with a d!ck in your hand!

Anchors away and shiver me timbers, we like to f**k ladies with our 8-inch limbers

Huff: Love me hookers who be a curvery, ain't no lemons and limes so contracted the scurvy

Doback: Drop the anchor give that ho a shout

Huff: Cuz I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout

Chorus:
Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.
Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes."

 

[JHJ]

I've never seen that before, what's that from?

Here's some more of mine:

David: Well, I wasn't the one blowing our cover by having a tiff with my boyfriend!
Shaun: He's not my boyfriend!
Ed (handing Shaun a pint): Might be a bit warm, the coolers off.
Shaun: Thanks, babe.
(Shaun of the Dead)

Thor: You have no idea what you are meddling with, mortal.
Iron Man: Uh, Shakespeare in the Park? (In plummy "Actor" voice) "Doth Mother know you weareth Her Drapes?"
(The Avengers)

Wolverine: Wait! Don't shoot, it's me.
Cyclops: Prove it.
Wolverine: You're a d!ck.
Cyclops: (pause) It's him.
(X-men)

 

[KevinStriker]

"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."
~ Roy Batty, Blade Runner

"Wait, Doc. You're telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?"
~ Marty McFly, Back To The Future

"Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus goddamn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas sh!t!"
~ Axel, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

 

[Cheer]

Stargate SG1
[Teal'c unscrews the lid from the coffee pot and drinks the contents]
Samantha Carter: Teal'c?
[He continues to drink as everyone looks, then finishes]
Jack O'Neill: Isn't that hot?
Teal'c: Extremely.
[the others look shocked]
General George S. Hammond: Just stay on the base. We're going to need to keep and eye on you for the time being.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: I feel fine.
Teal'c: As do I, Daniel Jackson.
General George S. Hammond: For someone who just drank a half gallon of steaming hot coffee?
Jack O'Neill: Right.

The Rookie (1990)
Nick Pulovski: [looking at a Lotus painted a garish neon green] Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his *** removed.

Escape from L.A
Snake Plissken: Welcome to the human race.

 

[KevinStriker]

Malloy: No smoking, no drinking, no drugs. No women - unless of course you're married.
No guns, no foul language, no red meat.
Snake Plissken: "Land of the free."

Escape From L.A.

 

[Flipqy42]

Leia: I love you.
Han: I know.
-Empire Strikes Back

Joker: Why so serious?
-The Dark Knight

Ed: Who died and made you f*cking king of the zombies?
-Shaun of the Dead

 

[Capcomplicated]

My alllllll time favorite quote from any movie is from Guy Ritchies Revolver:

Jake Green: "There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning, the only reason you suffer the ****ty boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. "Fear or revere me, but please think I'm special." We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-****ing-rah." Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on, you crazy diamond. Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others."

 

[Airaku]

I've never seen that before, what's that from?

LMAO! It's from Step Brothers. Probably Will Farrell's funniest movie. So many of his movies are not funny, but this one steals it. It's so ****ing funny.

Here's the scene from the movie

Here's just the music video that was a bonus feature. Cuz you gotta have the whole thing xD

"SHUT UP DAD!" LMAO!

 

[Cheer]

Not in the show itself but in a blooper reel of Stargate SG1

Samantha Carter: "You spent 7 years on McGyver and you can't figure this one out? We got belt buckles, and shoe laces, and a piece of gum, build a nuclear reactor for crying out loud! You used to be McGyver, McGadget, McGimic...now your Mr. McUseless! Dear God!! I'm stuck on a glacier with MCGYVER!!!!"

 

[mjk321]

from my favorite movie, Gladiator:

lots of great quotes in this, was hard to just choose one.

 

[Spikeyroxas]

Get away from her YOU BITCH

: Aliens

 

[blivvy]

Civil War

Cap: "I'm sorry Tony.... I wouldn't do this if I had any other choice... but he's my friend."

Stark: "So was I."


The Dark Knight

Joker: "This town deserves a better class of criminal."

 

[JHJ]

LMAO! It's from Step Brothers. Probably Will Farrell's funniest movie. So many of his movies are not funny, but this one steals it. It's so ****ing funny.

I kinda agree with you on this, but I would add The Other Guys to the list of funny Will Farrell movies, though that's more down to Mark Wahlberg and Michael Keaton, for me.
And speaking of that film, here's 2 of my favourite quotes from it:

"I'M A PEACOCK! YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY!"
"Does he know peacocks can't fly?"

"HEY! When I want your opinion, I'll stick my hand up your a$$ and work your mouth like a puppet!"

Moving on...

Tony Montana: I want what's coming to me, man.
Manny: What's that, Tony?
TM: The world, chico...and everything in it.
(Scarface)

John McLane: Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs (!)
(Die Hard)

John Mclane: How can same s**t happen to the same guy twice?
(Die Hard 2: Die Harder)

 

[Cheer]

Army of Darkness
Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

They Live
Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ***... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

[Airaku]

 

[ResidentDevil]

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Albert Wesker: Well isn't this one big family reunion? Chris and Claire Redfield, you've really become quite an inconvenience for me.

 

[Airaku]

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Albert Wesker: Well isn't this one big family reunion? Chris and Claire Redfield, you've really become quite an inconvenience for me.

No They raped that quote :'(

Dil Pickles: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

:'(

 

[ResidentDevil]

No They raped that quote :'(

 

[Airaku]

NUUUUUUUUUUU YOU!