Favourite Movie Quotes?

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Just post 'em here!

One of my favurites is From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

SOURCE: IMDb

 

[A_Wesker123]

'Not on my watch, punk'

-cant remember the film

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Dirty Harry, perhaps?

This is Sparta!
300.

Most epic line... EVER!

 

[A_Wesker123]

^True. 300 was a kick ass movie!

'Why so serious?'

-The Dark Kinight

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Hud: Do you guys remember a couple of years ago when that guy was lighting homeless people on fire in the subways?
Rob Hawkins: Jesus, Hud! Maybe not the best time for this conversation down here!
Hud: Right.
[awkward silent pause]
Hud: I just can't stop thinking how scary it'd be if a flaming homeless guy came running...
Rob Hawkins, Lily Ford, Marlena Diamond: HUD!
Hud: I'm just saying. Sorry.

Cloverfield.

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

" I'm not an Astronaut, I'm an American."

-Without A Paddle

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Lol, pretty funny film.

'Rack 'em and pack 'em! We're phantoms in fifteen!'

Cloverfield

 

[Cousintony]

"get to the Chopper!!"

'The predator' -Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[alonecrow]

"what doesn't kill you, simply make you... stranger..."
"i won't kill you because you're just too much... fun..."
"you're just a freak, like me..."
"let's put a smile on that face!"
- by Joker, The Dark Knight


"the job's done the b***h is dead"
- Casino Royale


"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. "
- Fight Club


"There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bull**** word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a s**t. "
- The Shawshank Redemption

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

The Joker is awesome. He was my favorite character in The Dark Knight.

"Why so serious?"
-The Joker (The Dark Knight)

 

[Sephiroxas]

Beni: (sarcastic) As long as I serve him, I am immune.
Rick: (smashing him against a wardrobe) Immune from what?
Beni: Piszkas allat...
Rick: What did you say?!
Beni: I don't wanna tell you- you'll just hurt me some more.

Wiki Quote

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

Lol

"My breasts can tell when its going to rain...... Well, they can tell when its raining."

- Mean Girls

 

[ChrisRedfield1994]

Lol.

Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.
Jean Girard: That's from China.
Ricky Bobby: Pizza.
Jean Girard: Italy.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.
Jean Girard: Mexico.
Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?
Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the ménage à trois.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Those are three pretty good things.
Ricky Bobby: Hey.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Well that last one's pretty cool.

Source: IMDb
Film: Talladega Nights

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

"* loads shot gun* Thug Life"
-Pineapple Express

 

[Cousintony]

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"* loads shot gun* Thug Life"
-Pineapple Express
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lol I say that sometimes.

 

[Darlinny49]

Well just look at my signature LMAO

Batman jack nickelson

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

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lol I say that sometimes.
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Lol I only say it around a few people because I'm not sure if others would know what I'm talking about.


House Mother: This isn't a brothel
House Bunny (Don't know the characters name): Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.

-House Bunny

 

[Cousintony]

"Get Your Hands Off Me, You Damn Dirty Ape!"

Planet of the apes

 

[RegeneratorHater24]

I don't think this would be a quote, but I love the ringtone from Disturbia.

 

[Stop]

Not from a movie but still cool ;D
A Bullet sounds the same in every language Bit*h