Advice for the socially awkward.
- Thread starter Storyofmylife
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Storyofmylife
The watchful protector.
I think... I could do this. Now does he have to be staring back or can I just look at him for three minutes and then say it? Maybe I should try it while he's drinking something too.
Make sure to show cleavage... Dudes love cleavage. And eat a banana after you say it. LOL
TYLERDM94
The White Wolf
True fact most guys like this
TYLERDM94
The White Wolf
Love that movieAnd if he says 'no'.
Storyofmylife
The watchful protector.
And if he says 'no'.
Good way to think. I wish I had an attitude like that... When I get friendzoned I'm always like...
TYLERDM94
The White Wolf
Same hereGood way to think. I wish I had an attitude like that... When I get friendzoned I'm always like...
bSTAR_182
Sexually Active Member
Good way to think. I wish I had an attitude like that... When I get friendzoned I'm always like...
...I'll be like that when he's not looking.
Storyofmylife
The watchful protector.
I'll be like that when he's not looking.
You shouldn't. You should just write him off as gay
Storyofmylife
The watchful protector.
WHAT WHAT? in the butt.
Romero
Her royal court joker
I don't understand that.
Absolutely. Which single, straight guy can resist a hot chick looking him in the eyes? Since it's clear that he's single he would have to be gay.You shouldn't. You should just write him off as gay
TYLERDM94
The White Wolf
He could be stupid
Mr Sunshine
Well-Known Member
Yep we do, but at the same time you have to be careful because personally I don't expect anything too serious happenning when girls show too much. It strikes to me as "Here are my breasts. I don't have anything better to get your attention". In the end you'll probably end up with a guy who's only looking for cleavage.
And yeah I admit it, I do preffer low profile girls
(like me)
Capcomplicated
The Lousy Architect
You have to make sure he's going to be in a stationary position like say on break or reading a magazine. IF at all possible wait till he's eating fiery hot habenaros and a glass of milk for the ultimate in surprise faces....he's a dude so this should happen often.I think... I could do this. Now does he have to be staring back or can I just look at him for three minutes and then say it? Maybe I should try it while he's drinking something too.
You can't just eat the banana you have to be suggestive while eating the banana, if you just eat it because your hungry he might get the wrong messeges...slober on it as much as possible and try your hardest to get the point across.....go to town on that banana. Its not about being subtle anymore he knows you like him at this point
There are single guys out there that have deep convictions that wouldnt allow for such temptation. Or he's nervous because he's never been with a girl before, Theres more than one way to skin a single dude.
Thats why you should always carry around a standard IQ test wherever you go, You never know when you'll meet the right one.
La Femme Fatale
The Queen
Wait, what? This doesn't work on men?
I'd totally be lying if I said I never used this as a pick-up line before.
Capcomplicated
The Lousy Architect
Most guys are in awe of supple, juicy, perky...
i haven't seen it not work, unless the guy was trying to prove something
Mr Sunshine
Well-Known Member
Actually, I'm pretty sure I got used to that phrase because you're using it quite often. My vocabulary has gets richer and richer everyday I spend hear. boobs, cha cha, donkey dick are just a few examples of words I've learnt here.
It works for most men. It is just that I'm a bit different. I'd rather be impressed by something else when I meet a girl. Granted that I'm looking for something serious.
Capcomplicated
The Lousy Architect
What if she quotes Twain and Tesla whilst pulling out her friends of cleavageville
La Femme Fatale
The Queen
I can't help that I'm just a beautiful shell with nothing substantial to offer. *shrugs*