KennedyKiller
Super Saiyan Member
Dude...I just realized how much it would suck to be the mom's kid...
Advice for the socially awkward.
- Thread starter Storyofmylife
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Romero
Her royal court joker
Lol that's nothing, just a difference of 15 years. When I was in my young teens, women in their seventies and eighties used to hit on me. I thought it was a little embarrassing but also cute.
Storyofmylife
The watchful protector.
This happens to me as well, except it's men. Also, I had a very creepy acting teacher who's in his 50's who loved to hit on me via FB private message, he even asked at one point if I wanted to visit him in LA for some time alone... He thought he was a big shot because he has small roles in some major films... I said no thanks and removed him promptly lol
Storyofmylife
The watchful protector.
I'm long gone from that school thank God. I thought we were friends, but apparently he wanted something more... Don't they all, creepy old men!
Storyofmylife
The watchful protector.
GET SOME BITCH. I'm sure it's not mixed, you're hot and you know it!
You should share ze le details...
bSTAR_182
Sexually Active Member
GET SOME BITCH. I'm sure it's not mixed, you're hot and you know it!
Haha, graci, chica. If there is ever any details to share I'll let ya know.... I felt like he wanted to say something to me yesterday at work when we were alone in the back but then my friend had to be a cockblock and walk in and talk to us. lol
Storyofmylife
The watchful protector.
Ugh... Cockblocks are so annoying... My dad is like, the master cockblocker, and he doesn't even mean to do it either. God knows he wants me to have a bf, but holy hell he's great at accidentally coming in at the wrong time!
VP-70
The Confucius of ReNews...Cheers KK.
I think the time has come for you, to walk in, grab his tie and push him up against the wall, get real close and snarl as you ,
'' alright dirtbag! you gonna ask the lady out on a date, or are you just another little scumbag chancing pussy who's all flash and no bang ? ''
*tighten tie *
'' what you waiting for...a punchline ?....you wanna ask me out on a date dirtbag ? go ahead...make my day, but be warned, any of this macho-weirdo-psycho bruce lee mind trick crap, and you hit the deck quicker than your balls dropped during puberty.......if you've even got there yet ''
*loosens grip and backs of slightly *
'' I'll be over there... at my usual place...... you gonna get me my usual order to go with my usual seat ? if you're just going to be your usual self..... then go ahead and stick your head in the blender.....coz i don't have time for this micky mouse bull s***!........scumbag! ''
'' alright dirtbag! you gonna ask the lady out on a date, or are you just another little scumbag chancing pussy who's all flash and no bang ? ''
*tighten tie *
'' what you waiting for...a punchline ?....you wanna ask me out on a date dirtbag ? go ahead...make my day, but be warned, any of this macho-weirdo-psycho bruce lee mind trick crap, and you hit the deck quicker than your balls dropped during puberty.......if you've even got there yet ''
*loosens grip and backs of slightly *
'' I'll be over there... at my usual place...... you gonna get me my usual order to go with my usual seat ? if you're just going to be your usual self..... then go ahead and stick your head in the blender.....coz i don't have time for this micky mouse bull s***!........scumbag! ''
Storyofmylife
The watchful protector.
^^^What he said... Or rape works too. Put your rape face on and tell him "It's rape tiem!" Or....
^ He'll never say no to THAT. I wouldn't.
^ He'll never say no to THAT. I wouldn't.
Romero
Her royal court joker
TYLERDM94
The White Wolf
Most guys will consider you a lucky man
i have the same problem as story except i cant talk to beautiful girls
KennedyKiller
Super Saiyan Member
Hey...You and I are roughly the same age, and I'm a MAJOR flirt, so I'll give you a small hint on how to talk to girls...Radiate confidence...Confidence is the KEY in talking to girls...They will start following you in hordes if you just so much as ACT like you know what you're doing and occasionally throw out a compliment...Call em sweetie, wrap an arm around them...Something to that effect...Works like a charm in most cases...
Hoady
Well-Known Member
Nanna sex ftw?
I don't think i know anyone who has an older girlfriend! It doesn't bother me but it is new to me. My girlfriend is 31 see. I have lied about her age for her. I don't see the point really, i will just end up saying it one day lol.
I was the same buddy, probably got some concrete thoughts holding you back.If you got a human body, its possible lol.
TYLERDM94
The White Wolf
Thanks for the advice
Capcomplicated
The Lousy Architect
Interestingly this Exactly is how i got April to start dating me^^^What he said... Or rape works too. Put your rape face on and tell him "It's rape tiem!" Or....
^ He'll never say no to THAT. I wouldn't.
bSTAR_182
Sexually Active Member
You... raped her?
I like your style, buddy. Now go make me my coffee- and easy on the sugar.
I like your style, buddy. Now go make me my coffee- and easy on the sugar.
Capcomplicated
The Lousy Architect
You... raped her?
Not quite, The first time we locked eyes I looked at her with such wonderment and awe. After about 3 full minutes of awkward staring and a small bit of drooling. I said to her "My body is ready".....and the rest is history
Then she raped me