Basically a bunch of funny short stories about how some things don't add up in RE5, not meant to be taken seriously, this is purely for laughs.
first one:Retarded amounts of bullets.
Chris and Sheva had just finished destroying their mission, riding in the helicopter they were exhuasted, but bored too.
Chris then realised something, taking out his M9 he began examining it, looking at it oddly.
Sheva glanced at him, raising a brow she asked "Something wrong?"
Chris nodded "yeah, you ever notice we never need to reload these things?" he asked holding up the handgun.
Sheva looked confused then, it did seem odd, they had never once reloaded in this whole adventure, hell, when she ran out of ammo from those motorcycle Majini, her pistol suddenly had more bullets, no ejecting the magazine or anything.
"You're right...I never noticed till now" she admitted, now examining hers, ejecting the mag she saw it had ten shots, now she was really confused "this is weird..." she muttered.
Chris nodded, pointing his weapon to the sky he fired ten times
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BOOM!
pulling it back and ejecting the mag, what do you know, full "wow...How did we never notice this before?" he asked more to himself then to Sheva,
"hmm...Josh!" she called, Josh turned to her.
"Yeah?" he asked.
"Have you ever reloaded your handgun?" she asked.
He opened his mouth to speak "ye...wait...no, not at all..." he replied, his brows furrowing in thought "I must've, this thing only holds ten shots...I fired at least five hundred this whole ordeal" he explained.
Jill glanced at them "so you guys have a retardedly large magazine size, so what? would you prefer to run out of bullets?" she asked.
the three shook their heads.
end.
That's all i got for now, sorry if it wasn't that funny.
first one:Retarded amounts of bullets.
Chris and Sheva had just finished destroying their mission, riding in the helicopter they were exhuasted, but bored too.
Chris then realised something, taking out his M9 he began examining it, looking at it oddly.
Sheva glanced at him, raising a brow she asked "Something wrong?"
Chris nodded "yeah, you ever notice we never need to reload these things?" he asked holding up the handgun.
Sheva looked confused then, it did seem odd, they had never once reloaded in this whole adventure, hell, when she ran out of ammo from those motorcycle Majini, her pistol suddenly had more bullets, no ejecting the magazine or anything.
"You're right...I never noticed till now" she admitted, now examining hers, ejecting the mag she saw it had ten shots, now she was really confused "this is weird..." she muttered.
Chris nodded, pointing his weapon to the sky he fired ten times
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BOOM!
pulling it back and ejecting the mag, what do you know, full "wow...How did we never notice this before?" he asked more to himself then to Sheva,
"hmm...Josh!" she called, Josh turned to her.
"Yeah?" he asked.
"Have you ever reloaded your handgun?" she asked.
He opened his mouth to speak "ye...wait...no, not at all..." he replied, his brows furrowing in thought "I must've, this thing only holds ten shots...I fired at least five hundred this whole ordeal" he explained.
Jill glanced at them "so you guys have a retardedly large magazine size, so what? would you prefer to run out of bullets?" she asked.
the three shook their heads.
end.
That's all i got for now, sorry if it wasn't that funny.
