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The Confucius of ReNews...Cheers KK.
After some deep and profound thought on the subject matter, i've come to focus my view...
I feel that the medieval public execution is out dated and has had it's day....
I think we should take full advantage of the modern human beings infatuation for '' reality '' and have a weekly tv show, of their doom....
We can't have it on Monday because we got Monday Night Raw....We also have Smackdown later in the week....
Friday, everybody just wants to forget ab out work and chill...
Saturday, everybody is trying to catch an STD in time for monday to compare notes with their friend...
Sunday, everyone is either at the garden center or half dead due to the antics of Saturday....
I think Wednesday would be best.
So we'll call it...
Wheel Of Woe Wednesday
Basically it's a reality game show with a big wheel which has CODS ( causes of death ) Which ever it lands on is your fate...
For example.. If it lands on ( The Woe-house ) which is basically a massive booby-trapped fun house. then the nation gets to see your ass run through a '' it's a knock out '' style house of doom. with loads of HD-quality camera's... Might even bring in some big nasty clowns to chase them down with chainsaws.
Or it could land on the good old noose...
Maybe it lands on IRONY... which is simple really, whichever way your victim died, you have done to you....
I think if we opened up an internet voting system and a text vote during the shows aswell we're onto a winner... we can even have a red button feature for our more interactive viewers...
Get the national lottery to do their shows on our show, so everyone is a winner!
I think it's got legs....
Happy Sunday everyone.
I feel that the medieval public execution is out dated and has had it's day....
I think we should take full advantage of the modern human beings infatuation for '' reality '' and have a weekly tv show, of their doom....
We can't have it on Monday because we got Monday Night Raw....We also have Smackdown later in the week....
Friday, everybody just wants to forget ab out work and chill...
Saturday, everybody is trying to catch an STD in time for monday to compare notes with their friend...
Sunday, everyone is either at the garden center or half dead due to the antics of Saturday....
I think Wednesday would be best.
So we'll call it...
Wheel Of Woe Wednesday
Basically it's a reality game show with a big wheel which has CODS ( causes of death ) Which ever it lands on is your fate...
For example.. If it lands on ( The Woe-house ) which is basically a massive booby-trapped fun house. then the nation gets to see your ass run through a '' it's a knock out '' style house of doom. with loads of HD-quality camera's... Might even bring in some big nasty clowns to chase them down with chainsaws.
Or it could land on the good old noose...
Maybe it lands on IRONY... which is simple really, whichever way your victim died, you have done to you....
I think if we opened up an internet voting system and a text vote during the shows aswell we're onto a winner... we can even have a red button feature for our more interactive viewers...
Get the national lottery to do their shows on our show, so everyone is a winner!
I think it's got legs....
Happy Sunday everyone.