So Resident Evil 6 is only the second Resi game I ever played. And so far it's the only one I like.
But that doesn't make it perfect!
Anyway, I thought I'd share some of my thoughts I had while playing the game.
So far I finished Jake's campaign, and am almost done Chris's.
Here we go.
1. Oh Lord, RE6 time. Let's see how this goes.
2. Wow, most boring tutorial ever. I've seen grass grow in more exciting ways than this.
3. Who's this Jake guy? I'll start with him.
4. CHRISTMAS EVE! Nothing's ever gone wrong on Dec. 24th before.
5. Okay, now we're getting somew- Who's this blonde bitch? Her voice is annoying.
6. I'm liking this Jake character. His one-liners are so bad they're entertaining.
7. AHHH! Giant dude with a...thing....in his...back. The heck?
8. Oh, look it's that Chris fellow.
9. Lalalala, I can just run around and not doing anything. It doesn't matter. The CPU will kill the enemies for me. Lalala- oh I get to do something now?
10. So....many....quick time....events. It's like Aunt Flow. She shows up when you least expect it, contributes nothing positive to your life, and then leaves. Only to show up again much too soon.
11. And who is this giant Goliath looking character? Oh sh*t! Crap, run Jake, run!!! Wait, how do you sprint- Ah crap. He got me. Son of Wesker. *ba-dum-tiss*
That's it for now. Let me know if you enjoyed this and want more silly thoughts from my time playing RE6.
EDIT: I'll try to keep potential spoilers to a minimum.
Everything I post is going to be pretty vague though. But if I post anything that I think might spoil something, I'll white it out. Okay? 



Here we go.

1. Oh Lord, RE6 time. Let's see how this goes.
2. Wow, most boring tutorial ever. I've seen grass grow in more exciting ways than this.
3. Who's this Jake guy? I'll start with him.

4. CHRISTMAS EVE! Nothing's ever gone wrong on Dec. 24th before.
5. Okay, now we're getting somew- Who's this blonde bitch? Her voice is annoying.
6. I'm liking this Jake character. His one-liners are so bad they're entertaining.
7. AHHH! Giant dude with a...thing....in his...back. The heck?
8. Oh, look it's that Chris fellow.
9. Lalalala, I can just run around and not doing anything. It doesn't matter. The CPU will kill the enemies for me. Lalala- oh I get to do something now?
10. So....many....quick time....events. It's like Aunt Flow. She shows up when you least expect it, contributes nothing positive to your life, and then leaves. Only to show up again much too soon.
11. And who is this giant Goliath looking character? Oh sh*t! Crap, run Jake, run!!! Wait, how do you sprint- Ah crap. He got me. Son of Wesker. *ba-dum-tiss*
That's it for now. Let me know if you enjoyed this and want more silly thoughts from my time playing RE6.

EDIT: I'll try to keep potential spoilers to a minimum.

