Meg's Relationship Help for Dummies Thread

[Meg]

Hello there! With Valentine's Day tomorrow, I thought it would be funny to make this thread. So ask any questions you have on the art of wooing someone. Just be warned, you might be getting ridiculous answers.

Also, I would be honored if Ms. Femme joined me in my relationship-advice-giving endeavor.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

I have to admit - I'm not very good at all with giving people relationship advice and I've adopted this habit of getting people in trouble. I've really had nothing but failure after failure across the board.

But maybe that's to be expected when my pick-up lines are always a variant of 'hey wanna see my boobs?'

 

[Meg]

I have to admit - I'm not very good at all with giving people relationship advice and I've adopted this habit of getting people in trouble. I've really had nothing but failure after failure across the board.

But maybe that's to be expected when my pick-up lines are always a variant of 'hey wanna see my boobs?'

But that all makes you perfect for this job!

 

[AgentZero]

What types of chocolate do woman like?

 

[Mantis TabogganMD]

Hi. Give me a good pick-up line for when I got out this weekend.

 

[Meg]

But that all makes you perfect for this job!

Depends on the woman.

Hi. Give me a good pick-up line for when I got out this weekend.

Are you a running refrigerator? Because baby, I am catching you.

 

[Mantis TabogganMD]

Depends on the woman.


Are you a running refrigerator? Because baby, I am catching you.

I feel like that's implying that I'm more hungry than anything else, but what the hell I'll give it a try and report back.

I still might just stick to the B.R.I.A.N. system.

 

[Meg]

I feel like that's implying that I'm more hungry than anything else, but what the hell I'll give it a try and report back.

I still might just stick to the B.R.I.A.N. system.

You are hungry. For her.

 

[Mantis TabogganMD]

You are hungry. For her.

Haha, fair enough. As long as she doesn't think I'm a cannibal, Immmma do it!

 

[Romero]

I need halp. How do you say nice things to a woman, like compliments and stuff?

 

[Meg]

I need halp. How do you say nice things to a woman, like compliments and stuff?

Mr. Romero, I'm surprised. You have such a natural ability to make me smile as is.

 

[Romero]

Mr. Romero, I'm surprised. You have such a natural ability to make me smile as is.

Thank you sugarpie. But my question was not completely serious.

 

[Meg]

Thank you sugarpie. But my question was not completely serious.

Neither was the answer.

BURRRNNNNN!!!!!

 

[Romero]

 

[Meg]

!!!!..............

 

[Romero]

I'm like Michael Kelso - I like a good burn even if it's on my own expense.

 

[Meg]

I'm like Michael Kelso - I like a good burn even if it's on my own expense.

That first smiley you have is adorable.

Like you.