Resident Evil 6 I have a theory on the identity of Hunk

[JMG29]

HUNK is Mother Teresa.

Think about it

P.S. I have learned to never type in the word "hunk" in all caps into Google Images without throwing in "resident evil."

 

[Storyofmylife]

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I don't think I've lol'd that hard on REN in a really long time... because you're wrong, obviously HUNK is none other than Miley Cyrus.

 

[JMG29]

I have a theory that the T-Virus was developed by Bill Nye who is also Sherry Birkin.

Think about it.

Waitwaitwaitwait...

Sherry Birkin... Barry Burton...

OH MY GOD
SHERRY BIRKIN IS BARRY BURTON!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

This is the best fan-theory thread ever.

 

[tharsheblows]

LMFAO @ THE REPLIES. 2BAD ALL OF U R WRNG BCUZ HUNK IS:











































DAN from ROSEANNE
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[JMG29]

Impossible. John Goodman is a separate character in RE6.

Skip to 1:08.
I have a bad feeling that this thread will be locked. Let's enjoy it while it lasts!

 

[tharsheblows]

LOL OK WILL DO:

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I need them for the mercenaries, make it happen Capcom. Idk if they would be playable or enemies doe.

 

[JMG29]

Adding onto my previous theory about Sherry being Barry Burton AND Bill Nye, Sherry was actually 20 years old in 1998. She just looks young because William put her in cryo-sleep to compete with Alexia Ashford in Project L-L (Legal Loli.)

DON'T PANIC! IT'S OKAY! SHE'S LEGAL! PINKY SWEAR!

I am so banned...

 

[Mantis TabogganMD]

LOL OK WILL DO:

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I need them for the mercenaries, make it happen Capcom. Idk if they would be playable or enemies doe.

LMAO LOLZWTFBBQ ROFL AT THAT FIRST PICTURE!!!!!! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire 25 years of existence.

 

[tharsheblows]

LMAO LOLZWTFBBQ ROFL AT THAT FIRST PICTURE!!!!!! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire 25 years of existence.

Well, I'm glad I've brought you the greatest laugh in your 25 years of existence due to the tit-face transplant pic. Although that pic is quite funny, I must say that DAN FROM ROSEANNE had me laughing for hours more than the tit-face because of his facial expression.

 

[Gar Bageman]

So... If Billy is HUNK and HUNK is Dan from Rosanne and Wesker is also HUNK but Billy is Clint Eastwood, does that mean HUNK is American?

 

[Storyofmylife]

So... If Billy is HUNK and HUNK is Dan from Rosanne and Wesker is also HUNK but Billy is Clint Eastwood, does that mean HUNK is American?

No, idiot... he's Godzilla.

 

[Gar Bageman]

It all makes so much SENSE now!

 

[Storyofmylife]

It all makes so much SENSE now!

F*cking duh, this isn't rocket science Dan.

 

[Gar Bageman]

Uh, I think you mean rocket surgery, Taylor.

 

[Storyofmylife]

Uh, I think you mean rocket surgery, Taylor.

Psh, you mean Brain Science... *in butthead voice* Dumbass.

 

[Gar Bageman]

I'm just all mixed up tonight...

 

[Albert]

What... the... ok Im out of here.

P.S. Wonder what the look on all of your faces would be like if he turned out to be Billy after all LOL xD

 

[ToCool74]

P.S. Wonder what the look on all of your faces would be like if he turned out to be Billy after all LOL xD

The universe would probably cave in!!!

Because that theory is impossible for reasons already said on this topic.

The only way it would be possible is in a Resident Evil reboot or something and it wouldn't be that surprising at that point.

 

[JMG29]

HUNK is God.

This I know.

 

[MissDomino]

I think I may have just figured out the true identities of Wesker and Chris.