Funny thread! Reminds me of an idea I once had; to make a little YouTube series about a classroom full of RE characters.
Let's see who is who...
~ Students ~
Class clown: Barry (sees an equation on the board and asks: "What IS this??")
Athlete: Pfff... almost everyone
Most likely to succeed: Jill (despite my aversion, she
is one of RE's most competent characters)
Nicest eyes: Sherry
Nicest smile: Claire (although no RE character really smiles much)
Most huggable: Steve (because he cries a lot)
Bully (teacher): Wesker (ensuring ... complete ... scholastic ... saturation!)
Cutest couple: Jake & Sherry (along with Billy & Rebecca, Jill & Carlos, Chris & Piers, Leon & Ada, ... who said there's no romance in RE?)
Best friends: Chris & Jill
Chief editor of the student newspaper: Willow
Class rebel: Chris (obviously, he has a problem with authorities)
Militant lesbian: Sheva
Everybody's gay best friend: Piers
Lady Gossip: Excella
Teacher's favourite: Carlos ("All the foxy teachers love my accent, its drives 'em crazy!")
Teacher's kid: Jake (because Wesker is a teacher, see below)
Mean to teachers: Tweed
Crush boy / girl: Dee-Ay / Alexia
The slut: Party-Girl
Fashion monster: Leon (especially with his hair and jackets)
Mysterious shemale: Alfred
Skips most classes: Ada (has more important stuff to take care of)
Always late: Barry ("Sorry, I had to return home because I forgot my sandwich!")
Always drunk: Joseph
Class scientist: Rebecca, Shona
Language expert: Sheva (learned English within a few months

)
~ Teachers & Staff ~
Headmaster: Irons
Secretary: Helena
Medic: Harley
PE / Religion: Wesker ("I AM GOD!")
Maths / Literature: Hunnigan
Informatics: Spectre
French: Lupo
Biology / German: Bertha
Physics: Beltway
Chemistry: Four-Eyes