Happy 122nd Birthday, Goddess!

[Mr Sunshine]

Today's Femme's birthday and I thought "Hey what's a better present for an (attention) whore than a birthday thread?". So here we go.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FEMME! I hope you'll get many presents today and have even more organsms!

On behalf of the straight male population and the lesbian community I'd like to thank your parents for giving birth to a damn sexy person like you! lol

*Yes, yes you got it right.. Today it is our chance to suck our moderator up.. So, spam your compliments away!*

FEMME, I HOPE THAT YOU'LL EAT LOTS OF CAKE TODAY BECAUSE YOUR WEIGHT ALLOWS YOU TO DO SO!

 

[Springhosen]

Are you positive she's thirty two, though?

Well even though it's not the fourth yet here in America, Happy Birthday, La Femme.

 

[LordGolbez]

I Don't Think She Is Quite 32 But Happy Birthday Femme. I Hope You Have A Great Birthday.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Oh, what a horrible mistake of mine! I pressed "3" instead of "2"! I must have got carried away by the fact that the wisdom in Femme's posts indicate a person of greater age!

It's no big deal though! At least one mod will care to fix this!

 

[Harry Sachz]

On behalf of the straight male population and the lesbian community I'd like to thank your parents for giving birth to a damn sexy person like you! lol

Amen!

Why does your profile say you're a male, Femme? lol

And happy happy birthday.

 

[Springhosen]

Why does your profile say you're a male, Femme? lol

Romero's says that he's a woman.

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Why does your profile say you're a male, Femme? lol

Penis envy. That's pretty much what it comes down to.

Thank you to everyone for the Birthday wishes, and to Fallen for giving me my vewwy first Birthday thread (third time's a charm!). Oh, and for tacking an extra decade on me. Didn't feel that one go by at all.

 

[JaguarsSoul]

FalleN, nobody else could ever think up with those compliments and comments like you do x]

Happy birthday Femme =D!! What are you planning to do today/tomorrow =)?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Well, I have a 30 page paper due on Thursday, and then an exam on Friday and Saturday so not a whole heck of alot, unfortunately. But thank you for the Birthday wishes.

 

[tremor]

Happy Birthday my lovely I hope you're having a good day, and got everything you wanted <3

 

[bSTAR_182]

Happy Birthday, Femme!

Ough I know exactly how you feel, missy... Why I'm messing around on internet forums right now is beyond me. =P

Guess my spidey-senses told me to get on here and wish you a good one! Hope you get things done and have an awesome weekend to make up for it.

 

[sadistic_greyfox]

Late wishes but nevertheless I hope you had a good one and hope you see many more in the best of health.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Thank you to everyone for the Birthday wishes, and to Fallen for giving me my vewwy first Birthday thread (third time's a charm!). Oh, and for tacking an extra decade on me. Didn't feel that one go by at all.

You know for a moment I thought I tacked you two extra decades! I mean last time you posted an actual picture of yours, you were around 12!

 

[Romero]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY my lovely muffin! :kiss:

I came here today with one thing in mind: Create a B-day topic for La Muffin Fatale. It's now just past noon here in western/central Europe, but still I'm 13.5 hours late to be the topic starter, lol. I'll have to move to New Zealand for next year!

 

[bruno]

Happy Birthday Femme!
Sorry for being so late.
I wish you the best in this world.
An I see you're having lots of fun, papers/exams = party as hard as you can and start panicking 3 hours before, look at all the work you have to do, decide to quit and keep partying!!!

 

[Capcomplicated]

FalleN, nobody else could ever think up with those compliments and comments like you do x]

Happy birthday Femme =D!! What are you planning to do today/tomorrow =)?

lol my sentiments exactly.

Be sure to wear protection in whatever birthday wishes that come true

Happy belated birthday Femme

 

[Meg]

Happy Birthday! And good luck on your paper.

 

[JaguarsSoul]

Lol, Femme can time travel! A few days ago, she was 32. The day thereafter, 22. And today: 122!
Or do I need a new pair of glasses x]?

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Lol, Femme can time travel! A few days ago, she was 32. The day thereafter, 22. And today: 122!
Or do I need a new pair of glasses x]?

Wow! How did that happen? Anyway I don't think that's the case because she's still hot.. a hot grannie!

I came here today with one thing in mind: Create a B-day topic for La Muffin Fatale. It's now just past noon here in western/central Europe, but still I'm 13.5 hours late to be the topic starter, lol. I'll have to move to New Zealand for next year!

Grrrrrr.. If you move to New Zealand, I'll move to the Line Islands where they have a +14 hour time zone! And if you come there as well I'll just post the thread so early that we'll celebrate Femme's Birthday Eve as well!

And btw, why hasn't this thread become a sticky yet? Perhaps I'll have to give a talking-to to the mods again!

 

[bruno]

Happy birthday Femme. Time passes by so quickly. I havn't even realized I didn't say Happy Birthday during a century. It was only some posts ago...
Have fun and be careful with the cocktails... Last year you mixed the wrong pills and you ended up losing your denture somwhere in the checkers party. I think it was when you threw up.

And btw, why hasn't this thread become a sticky yet? Perhaps I'll have to give a talking-to to the mods again!

I was asking myself the same question. Since Muffin's age changes every couple of hours, it's important to congratulate her really often.