Forum game: The elevator

[L]

This is a game spreading to alot of forums so i thought why not try it here. Basically you ae trapped in an elevator and each post has a different letter of the alphabet that starts.
EX: Rathit: I wish i was out of here
RE5: Joking, eh rathit.

Start.

Awwww, the elevator brokers.

 

[Nosophoros]

giving it a try

Broken...the elevators broken, dang it I'm gonna miss the meeting.

 

[L]

Candles, its dark. Anybody here have candles?

 

[weskerfan]

damnit! we dont have any.

 

[Meftah]

Errr, those were candles.... I was getting lonely and the room was dark.... and all I saw was what appeared to be a shaft outline...

 

[weskerfan]

F***! how are we gonna get out of here!?

 

[Meftah]

Gosh, I don't know! Probally if I pee... It usually burns when that happens so mabey I can get a flame going and light up this elevator!

 

[echoey]

Has anybody got any smokes? I'm dyin' for a smoke...

 

[weskerfan]

i have to take a s**t!

 

[echoey]

Just dont think about a turtle head xD Bahahaha

 

[weskerfan]

kissing time.
come here re5!

 

[echoey]

Love you Long time xD
~edit because meftahs corrected me xD~

Love in an elevator
Livin it up whn Im goin down!!

 

[Meftah]

Me love you long time.... get it right....

 

[weskerfan]

niggers!they are scary.

 

[Meftah]

Only when they don't have their chicken for the day.

 

[echoey]

*Palms forehead* Doh

 

[Hoady]

What if i mentioned that Terry Tate was in the elevator?

 

[weskerfan]

you were suppost to start with a "Q"!

ill do it...
Quit rubbing against my leg!im not in the mood.

 

[echoey]

Right thats it I'm leaving then!!

 

[weskerfan]

stop right there!get on your knees b**ch!