I believe Meg laced these cookies with cyanide. It's all a plot. A plot for her to control REN. First, she takes out all of the existing staff. This is necessary, whether it be through death or getting their accounts deleted. Next, she must get all of the votes for the new owner of the site. This isn't a question, this site is a democracy! We vote on people! She will do this through extortion involving several children and a van. For every one who doesn't vote for her, a child mysteriously disappears. This is obviously a coincidence though, nothing weird.
After Meg becomes the new owner of the site, and all of us are at her knees, she will inexplicably torture all of us. She wants to make sure we never leave. Or else it will get worse. Whenever all of us break down and pledge our lives into servitude for Meg, she will finally have the ultimate weapon. The only thing capable of taking America down- raisin cookies.
Nobody likes those. Meg will destroy all other cookies and replace them with oatmeal raisin.After the president of the united states declares war on REN, she will use her staggering amount of slaves as a force for battle. As we attempt to kill them, the US offers us a chance to revolt. As most of us disagree in fear, some go with it. Their heads suddenly exploded.
Meg flew down from the sky, and gave the President of the United States one chance to surrender. She would restore peace to the people, by bringing back chocolate chip cookies, in exchange for the United States. He agreed. Meg's superpower was built. Her entire life continued on this way. And her daughter, who's name was coincidentally Meg Jong Un, would continue it. Only until 100 years passed would we find the only one capable of destroying Meg's hierarchy- the Avatar.
~ Newer Testament, L 53:9
.) So I'm giving our staff COOKIES!
