Work is such a wonderful place! Where else do you get to spend hours in a place you don't want to be, doing things you don't want to do, and talking to people you don't like, all at once? And if you get bored, you can always write poems about RE characters, which is what I did today, and I thought I should share them with my friends here.
Ada:
I never explain and I never wait
Not for my boyfriend and not for the state
Now you see me, now you do not
With me, you never know what you've got
Claire:
I tend to show up where I shouldn't be
Resulting in somebody kidnapping me
I'll look after your kids while we're on the run
But if they get infected, it won't be no fun
Chris:
I'm stalking my sister, my enemy, and Jill
Remembering the duty I have to fulfil:
When there's monsters to fight and civilians to save
I'll lead my whole army right into the grave
Leon:
Have you ever wondered why I always survive?
Here is my recipe for a long life:
Chase after women who don't really care
Run from explosions and dress up your hair
Sheva:
My patnah and I are the best on the stage
He has my back and I have his rage
When we stomp enemies into the curb
And I keep shouting: "I need an herb!"
Jill:
I may not be smart, but gifted as hell
I play the piano and sing very well
Unlocking doors is as easy as to fart
Now if only I could unlock Chris's heart
Piers:
I'm the best driver the heavens have got
My rifle never misses a shot
The afterlife could be so great as it is
The only thing that's missing is Chris
Wesker:
Complete global saturation
Absolute world domination
Each day in hell I dream of this
The only thing that's missing is CHRIIIS!
More to come... maybe. Depends on how interesting work is.
Ada:
I never explain and I never wait
Not for my boyfriend and not for the state
Now you see me, now you do not
With me, you never know what you've got
Claire:
I tend to show up where I shouldn't be
Resulting in somebody kidnapping me
I'll look after your kids while we're on the run
But if they get infected, it won't be no fun
Chris:
I'm stalking my sister, my enemy, and Jill
Remembering the duty I have to fulfil:
When there's monsters to fight and civilians to save
I'll lead my whole army right into the grave
Leon:
Have you ever wondered why I always survive?
Here is my recipe for a long life:
Chase after women who don't really care
Run from explosions and dress up your hair
Sheva:
My patnah and I are the best on the stage
He has my back and I have his rage
When we stomp enemies into the curb
And I keep shouting: "I need an herb!"
Jill:
I may not be smart, but gifted as hell
I play the piano and sing very well
Unlocking doors is as easy as to fart
Now if only I could unlock Chris's heart
Piers:
I'm the best driver the heavens have got
My rifle never misses a shot
The afterlife could be so great as it is
The only thing that's missing is Chris
Wesker:
Complete global saturation
Absolute world domination
Each day in hell I dream of this
The only thing that's missing is CHRIIIS!
More to come... maybe. Depends on how interesting work is.