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AHHHHH why you gots to go and fart in my chocolate cabinent?Jeez Bob!

What, that wasn't me. I don't have those stealthy quiet smelly farts.

Silent but deadly - I'm blessed with those. Makes it so mcuh easier to blame someone else

LOL!! It's very rare I get the precious deadly ones. But one time I set off one in public, two other people was close to me, a boy (maybe 12 yrs) and someone who most likely was his grandfather. It smelled like hell and the boy sent a condescending look at his grandfather. It's good when someone else get the blame haha.

Sorry, condescending was perhaps not the right word, it was a look that strongly blamed his grandfather.

Although, I admit sometimes I don't even try to hide it. If I'm sitting down I'll almost always lift my leg to fart. It's my tragic character flaw

Lmao. It just takes a fart to wake up the child in us.

I remember now that it was not just me and that kid and his grandfather there, there were actually a few more people there, which just makes it more hilarious that the kid blamed his grandfather.

Poor guy - you're breaking up families Bob!

Poor old man yes.
Lol am I a Bob now? It's okay, just don't call me Bobby.

Remember? I've decided your new name is Bob. I want to see if anyone else will catch on to it!

At work one of my co-workers stated calling me Katie as a joke, and the other day my manager accidently called me Katie aha

But why Bob? Why not Wyatt or Jessie or Clint? I have to know where you got it from aha

Easy to spell. It's the same spelt backwards AND forwards! Aint that amazing!