I love both the movies and the games. Yes. I do. Don't doubt it.
But this is so freaking hilarious:
"Alice is going to travel to the past to stop Wesker's parents from ever giving birth to him. Sadly for her Wesker's parents are even stronger than Wesker and the only thing that can kill them is an over choreographed over stylized battle/dance to the death in 3D! OMGOMGOMG!"
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"Resident Evil: The Milking. It's just 90 minutes of Milla milking the Resident Evil logo, in the background Paul W.S. Anderson walks into a bank and walks out with a wad of $100 bills. He then throws the money in the air and starts rolling around in it laughing hysterically, Then Leon, Jill, Chris and Claire walk by in the background and then the dubstep plays."
-AceWarhawk
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