Why? Oh why?

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PunkMaister

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The Resident Evil games franchise is without question one if not the best horror game franchise there is having said that there are unexplained sniglets of the universe within the franchise.

Why are the cerberus or zombie dogs all dobbermans as if somehow that's the only large dog breed that exists when clearly it is not German Sheppards, Ptbulls to name a few come to mind. The same goes for crows as if that's the only bird that can flock in numbers enough to peck people to death, didn't the authors of the game ever watched Hitchcock The Birds?
 
The Resident Evil games franchise is without question one if not the best horror game franchise there is having said that there are unexplained sniglets of the universe within the franchise.

Why are the cerberus or zombie dogs all dobbermans as if somehow that's the only large dog breed that exists when clearly it is not German Sheppards, Ptbulls to name a few come to mind. The same goes for crows as if that's the only bird that can flock in numbers enough to peck people to death, didn't the authors of the game ever watched Hitchcock The Birds?
Those are the animals Umbrella specifically tested on...
 
But wouldn't other animals had become infected as well after the virus was unleashed in Raccoon City?
 
I guess for the same reason that there were only about six or seven people in Raccoon City with a distinguishable look, and those six or seven people each had thousands of identical twins who all happened to wear the exact same thing on the exact same day.

Coincidence.
 
A rabid, zombie pitbull would be the scariest MF'n thing! Well, maybe next to a Rottweiler. I spelled that, right? Rottweiler...

One thing I did like about the Outbreak game was that it experimented with zombie lions, zombie elephants, among other zombified animals. That was pretty cool.

And yeah, why isn't it that we never saw any zombie chihuahuas? Or zombie cats? WHY?!? Where are the cats?!? I would've LOVED that! (Domestic cats, that is...not like the lion I just mentioned...)
 
A rabid, zombie pitbull would be the scariest MF'n thing! Well, maybe next to a Rottweiler. I spelled that, right? Rottweiler...

One thing I did like about the Outbreak game was that it experimented with zombie lions, zombie elephants, among other zombified animals. That was pretty cool.

And yeah, why isn't it that we never saw any zombie chihuahuas? Or zombie cats? WHY?!? Where are the cats?!? I would've LOVED that! (Domestic cats, that is...not like the lion I just mentioned...)
Cats would actually be really cool...They'd scratch your ****ing eyes out...
 
Cats would actually be really cool...They'd scratch your ******* eyes out...

Oh yeah. And just imagine walking through a creepy house and a cat just jumps out at you from around the corner and starts scratching the hell out of your face. Scarier than any zombie. ;)
 
Like KK explained, you only see Dobermans for two reasons.

RE Zero/REmake - Dobermans were the choice dogs of Umbrella to create the Cerberus.

RE 2/3/Outbreak - Because the game takes place in/around the police station, you only see the sniffer dogs used by RPD police, which were Dobermans.

Mostly, it's because other dogs and domesticated cats just aren't scary in comparison to Lions, Elephants, Gorilla's, etc.
 
Has anyone else caught on to that being the reason you're always talkin about gum, or am I the first?
No, that smooth as silk, sex on legs Hussy known as La-Femme has noticed i'm obsessed with gum... ( which i am ) keeps your jaw line defined you see.

Theres three types of people in this world who are automatically more interesting than your average joe, simply down to a habit or two they have.

People who smoke,
People who are late,
&
People who chew gum.

are always almost interesting people... there, i've just shared a little one of lifes secrets with you... keep it in mind.

ps, I do actually crack one liners when under pressure... separates the Men, from the waste of breaths.
 
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No, that smooth as silk, sex on legs Hussy known as La-Femme has noticed i'm obsessed with gum... ( which i am ) keeps your jaw line defined you see.

Theres three types of people in this world who are automatically more interesting than your average joe, simply down to a habit or two they have.

People who smoke,
People who are late,
&
People who chew gum.

are always almost interesting people... there, i've just shared a little one of lifes secrets with you... keep it in mind.

ps, I do actually crack one liners when under pressure... separates the Men, from the waste of breaths.
Haha...Man...I've done both the of the last two more than a few times in my life...And of course you crack one liners in tense situations...Gives you a sense that you're still in control...Like confidence in a comment...I'm famous for it among people who know me...Though my mouth HAS been known to overload my ass from time to time...