1. I want to visit europe
2. go on one of those cool vacations with friends where we rent cabins and have boat loads of fun
3. own a house with a pool
4. learn to play the pentatonic scale on guitar
5. perform something at an open mic to at least moderate success (have yet to try)
6. do Let's (learn to) Play Dino Crisis 2
7. make at least one batch my own beer (and have it come out good)
8. build a computer
9. diversify my wardrobe away from t-shirts and blue jeans
10. road trip from one coast of the US to the other with a beautiful blonde, blasting dad rock the entire way. with aviator sunglasses for both of us.
11. buy a tombstone for a specific unmarked grave that needs one
12. win a single game of cards against humanity
13. get published somehow somewhere for something
14. ghost write a rap song that people like
15. go to a karaoke night and have it not be nerve-wracking
17. be not-sarcastic long enough to know the people i care about are aware i do
18. get cast as a movie extra
19. turn someone onto a band or song from a genre they hate
20. come up with my own life hack
21. write a screenplay
22. successfully put the past behind me
23. get over my extreme food aversion
24. find the droids i'm looking for
25. win something awesome from one of those rigged county fair games
26. get my parents to civilly sit in a room together again
27. fire a sniper rifle
28. learn a martial art
29. kick my nicotine addiction
30. pay off my student debt
31. find and apologize to the girl i was a ****ty prom date to
32. revisit chapel hill, NC
33. reach level 250 in maplestory (probably never going to happen)
34. if it exists, there is porn of it. no exceptions.
35. if there is not porn of it, create porn of it.
36. attend one of the rap battle events i watch religiously on youtube
37. smoke a pile of weed with
rone (that link is 5 minutes of pure lyrical destruction)
38. Cut out my fake friends
39. Find more real ones
40. Start a workout routine
41. Recognize the historical trends that lead up to all current events.
42. The answer to the ultimate question.
43. Start a relationship with someone I seek out rather than those that seek me out and I date because it's more convenient.
44. Find a use for my near-fluent spanish
45. Appreciate more classic literature.
46. Find a way to be in the know for up and coming music
47. Go to more live shows
48. The next time I see Arnold Schwarzenegger, have the courage to shake his hand
49. Wreck the batting cages
50. Have an awesome round in bowling
51. Become a better cook
52. Have a conversation with John Cleese
53. Make the front page of a social media site once
54. Be as articulate as Christopher Hitchens
55. Have the swag of Jimmy Stewart
56. Be less of a bumbling doofus around women
57. Have a piece of advice ready for anyone who comes to me in need of help
58. Solve a Rubix cube
59. Win big in a game of craps
60. move back to the west coast
61. have a comfortable career
62. be good at my job
63. make one person laugh every day if i can
64. get a convertible, manual transmission, Subaru Impreza. Not a WRX, because there is such a thing as too flashy.
65. get a leadership position and succeed in leading
66. remain a force to be reckoned with in backgammon
67. help as many people as possible understand the distinct difference between subjectivity, objectivity, and where a bias fits in with them. (spoiler alert: there is NO such thing as unbiased, even from a third party)
68. see a united states president that people unite under and love
69. see a united states president that does not squander the freedom and power that popularity affords them
70. witness the end of the GOP and all its lunacy
71. see the would-be GOP members unite under a banner that is both sensible
and formidable
72. teach every sheeple in the democratic party that being on the right side of an argument does not give you the right to be a condescending a**hole.
73. be top tier in a competitive video game once (i'm normally around i'd like to say 70th percentile).
74. get a date to watch jaws in a kiddy pool with me
75. tbc
