Yo Mama/Tu Madre/Cash Money

[Spike991]

This thread is all about Yo Mama jokes, and yes, inspired by the show.

I'll start.

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.

 

[aintnoscrub]

Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept


LolOlol

 

[Spike991]

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!

 

[Meg]

Yo mama so fat when she jumped up she got stuck.

 

[Mr Sunshine]

Hmmm.. not sure if I got this..

Yo mama so hot when I saw her I thought she was tremor?

or

Yo mama so hot when I saw her I thought I found my twin sister?

Something like that? :/

 

[aintnoscrub]

Hmmm.. not sure if I got this..

Yo mama so hot when I saw her I thought she was tremor?

or

Yo mama so hot when I saw her I thought I found my twin sister?

Something like that? :/

Still obsessed with tremor huh?

 

[Spike991]

Yo mama is so fat that when she’s standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”

 

[Silverfern]

Yo momma so dumb she was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.

 

[Meg]

Yo mama is so dumb she couldn't find water if she fell out of a canoe.

 

[Spike991]

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

 

[Elochai]

Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. I had sex with yo mama last night and now it hurts when I pee!

 

[tremor]

Yo mama so fat, people think she's Moby Dick


LOL @ the censor

 

[Elochai]

Yo mama so fat, people think she's Moby ****


LOL @ the censor

LOL

Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is ragu!

 

[Spike991]

Yo mama is so ugly, when people meet her, they ask, "Was anyone else hurt in the accident?"!

 

[Silverfern]

Yo mama so fat, she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

 

[Spike991]

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like she's got stitches.

 

[GTP320]

Yo mama's so poor, the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it.

 

[Spike991]

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips under the bed.

 

[Silverfern]

your mama so stupid, a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, "you forgot the remote!"

 

[Spike991]

Yo mama is so stupid, she was staring at an orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said, "concentrate".