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VerticalE

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Hi all

I'm an old Resident Evil fan from back when the games were good ;) In fact I ran a website together with some online friends called survivalhorror.com. After the site when to hell along with the genre I stopped playing horror games and got addicted to the drug known as MMO. Luckily I am recovering, and have been MMO-free now for 2-3 years :p Anyways, I recently bought a bunch of consoles and started a horror game collection. I am planning to play through them all - even the same game for different consoles, and what better place to get info on the different Resident Evil (and all other survival horror info) games then a place like this? I hope you can bare with me and my "noob" questions. I haven't been paying much attention to this series for the past few years.
 
LordGolbez

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Don't Worry Fallen Makes It Makes It Sound Easier Than It Is, Wait Isn't That Supposed To Make You More Worried. Hmm Ohh Well I Am Sure You Will Pass Splendidly.:p Nice To Meet You And Have Fun.
 
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VerticalE

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Bring it on, FalleN! Hopefully I can answer questions about the old RE-games at least, from RE:CV and older.

*goes back playing RE 0.5 Beta*
 
Romero

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Don't worry too much about the test, so far no one has passed it. That's why our brains are removed and consumed, but we are now more happy than ever.

Welcome to this scary place. Very few get away from here.
 
Mr Sunshine

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VerticalE said:
Bring it on, FalleN! Hopefully I can answer questions about the old RE-games at least, from RE:CV and older.

*goes back playing RE 0.5 Beta*
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You asked for it!

Q.1) What kind of underwear does Jill wear in RE 3 and what color? (4pts)

Q.2) What's Claire's cup size in RE 2? (4pts)

Q.3) What's the sexual orientation of Wesker? (I'm being nice with this one!) (1pt)

Q.4) Is Barry actually castrated and if so who is the actual father of his children? (1pt)

You are about to once again enter the world of survival porn horror... good luck!

Note: Each one of your answers must not exceed the limit of 4000 words.
 
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VerticalE

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Q.1) What kind of underwear does Jill wear in RE 3 and what color?
After extracting the texture files from RE3 (PSX, PC, DC and GC versions), printing them and holding the paper up in front of a strong light I saw underwear with a pattern that oddly resembles my wallpaper and part of an index finger. I can only assume she wears wallpaper and has a finger down her pants.

Q.2) What's Claire's cup size in RE 2?
A trick question! Everyone thinks that she drinks out of 6 oz coffee cups while in fact she carried with her a 4.2 oz cup in RE2, which is funny seen as she has more inventory space than Leon and he carried a keg of beer.

Q.3) What's the sexual orientation of Wesker?
According to Weskers Report 3, which is a stolen home-taped video you can see Wesker and a prototype of the T-103 (one of the few mass-produced ones) having a go at it. We can safely assume Wesker is BOWophile.

Q.4) Is Barry actually castrated and if so who is the actual father of his children?
No, Barry is not castrated, but no he is not the father of his children. He is in fact the mother of his children. He was originally born a hermaphrodite but lost his penis in a freak bicycle accident while riding through the Kenyan countryside in the nude.
 
La Femme Fatale

La Femme Fatale

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VerticalE said:
Q.1) What kind of underwear does Jill wear in RE 3 and what color?
After extracting the texture files from RE3 (PSX, PC, DC and GC versions), printing them and holding the paper up in front of a strong light I saw underwear with a pattern that oddly resembles my wallpaper and part of an index finger. I can only assume she wears wallpaper and has a finger down her pants.

Q.2) What's Claire's cup size in RE 2?
A trick question! Everyone thinks that she drinks out of 6 oz coffee cups while in fact she carried with her a 4.2 oz cup in RE2, which is funny seen as she has more inventory space than Leon and he carried a keg of beer.

Q.3) What's the sexual orientation of Wesker?
According to Weskers Report 3, which is a stolen home-taped video you can see Wesker and a prototype of the T-103 (one of the few mass-produced ones) having a go at it. We can safely assume Wesker is BOWophile.

Q.4) Is Barry actually castrated and if so who is the actual father of his children?
No, Barry is not castrated, but no he is not the father of his children. He is in fact the mother of his children. He was originally born a hermaphrodite but lost his penis in a freak bicycle accident while riding through the Kenyan countryside in the nude.
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Holy ****balls! He's a shoe-in here at REN! Welcome friend!
 
Romero

Romero

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@VerticalE: Very very good answers! Maybe you will keep your brain.


tremor said:
The only test that gets run around here is how tasty..I mean, how well your brain works ;)
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I hope you found my brain somewhat charming. :p

Tremor are you controlling everyone here without us knowing it? I find I do strange things sometimes, like saying funny things that I could never have thought of myself. :D
 
Romero

Romero

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But I think and say so much stupid, I need an excuse pretty please. :p
 
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