Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[bruno]

Because they couldn't afford sending more than one. If you're talking about rescuing Ashley, she wasn't worthy.

Who would get the highest score playing RE4? Leon or Ada?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Leon because he will send a wink and a smile to the Bella sisters and they would start killing everyone exept of him.

What would happen if I met Wesker?

 

[Hoady]

You'd seduce wesker and become his sidekick he'd then make you wear sexy outfits then you'd accidently kill him by droppings of zombie torsos.:huh:

Why didn't wesker like me when i met him?

 

[ResidentZelda]

........................

Because you stept in his cat's tail by accident.

What would happen if Captain Courageous Met Leon?

 

[Hoady]

He would beat me up for stepping on his dogs tail.

Why didn't ResidentZelda want to meet Chrises mum?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because I once stealed her tequila and now she hates me.

Leon has a dog?

 

[Hoady]

Shes called Ada.

Why do i hate Ada so much?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because she bullied you through Elementary school.

Was Chris a bully when he was a kid?

 

[Zombie Enclave]

Nah he was just to cool for school.

Was Wesker gey?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

My best guess would be that he was in the closet... I mean, look at that chemistry with Willy. :lol:

From this forum, who would try to pet Wesker's hair?

 

[Hoady]

La Femme Fatale...who smelt it dealt it right?

Why did wesker call his son a dumbass?

 

[Romero]

La Femme Fatale...who smelt it dealt it right?

LOL, I too was considering La Femme. She likes hair so much.

Why did wesker call his son a dumbass?

Uhh, I'm not smart enough to give a stupid answer on this one.


If RE4 did not take place in Spain, where would it be?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

Haha, fair enough.

Italy.

What if RE had vampires, instead of zombies?

 

[Hoady]

Chris would be Dracula and Wesker would be Nosferatu.Dracula makes a virus and Nosferatu steals it and clones it...everything is the same as before except everyones a vampire....yes they still have gangs.

(Chris)

(wesker)Oh...hey guys...

If Saddler was in the lord of the rings then why wasn't Gandalf in Resident Evil?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because He was too old.

What would happen if Leon could sparkle like a Twilight Vampire?

 

[Hoady]

He'd **** out a thousand bats(thanks lol)and then explode from the intensity.

What happens when Wesker smokes a doobie?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Welcome I guess XD

now to the answer:
he starts getting high and thinks that Chris is a hot chick

What would Chris look like as a woman?

 

[Deleted member 1428]

Gay !!

Why does Salazar sound funny?

 

[ResidentZelda]

Because he breathed too much Helium

Why would happen if instead of zombies were hollywood stars?

 

[La Femme Fatale]

There's not much of a difference anyway.

How in the world does Leon survive TWOrockets hitting him? (This happened to me a couple days ago in RE 4- the two rockets hit him straight on but he didn't die, it was weird).