Ask A Stupid question, Get A Stupid Answer! (Resi Edition)

[Hoady]

Hes wants to help with chris and shevas problem.Video 1 (Don't worry its short)

Why is wesker in Resident evil 5 exactly like Neo?

 

[echoey]

Lol they both have sun glasses.. oh oh, an they both have long black coats!
plus they both kinda kick ass an dodge bullets.

why did the zombie boy fall off the swing?

 

[Hoady]

So happens there was a fresh baby boy under that swing.

ZOMBIE BABY!

Why is this one zombie i met a raging poof?

 

[echoey]

Hahah jokes! the correct answer was "because he had no arms" but thats cool xP--
is that because he's a metro fag zombie with brightly colour highlights hahah.

why did the zombie girl drop her lolly pop?

 

[Hoady]

So she could eat a metro boy instead(thank the lord).

why did the zombie dad stop using the kitchen?

 

[residentevil#1]

cuz he wanted 2

Q:Y does Wesker try 2 act like Terminator??

 

[Nemesis]

He always comes back.


Why does Wesker wear sunglasses when it's not sunny?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because he likes to think that it's cool

Why did Jill dye her hair blonde?

 

[echoey]

She thought she was weskers sister in Resi5 lol.
whys Sheva got that tatoo on her shoulder?

 

[A_Wesker123]

She hasn't. It's just blood from a Majini attack that just happened to go solid at room temperature in that specific pattern.

Why didn't Josh turn into a Majini?

 

[Hoady]

Because josh ryhmes with posh which means hes actually way to posh to become a majini.Poshness over majini.

What would a posh majini do?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Same thing all Majini do. Walk around hurting people. Only using expensive gold bars instead of tools.

What kind of cologne does Wesker use?

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

Davidoff COOL Water, since it is suited to his over-coolness

What if Jill happened to be "up the duff" and the child was Weskers?

 

[A_Wesker123]

They would have some kind of super-human offspring.

What if Excella was a man? o_0

 

[Jill Valentine S.T.A.R.S]

Wesker woulda injected Excella with Uruboros sooner.

What if Capcom actually made a Resident evil MMOG (massivley mulitplayer online game) set in Raccoon city?

 

[A_Wesker123]

I'd go out and pre-order it now!

What if Salvador and Chainsaw Majini had a baby?

 

[residentevil#1]

it would be a deadly baby

Q: why does REbecca cry alot

 

[Nosophoros]

because billy made her smell his onion breath.

Why does Nemesis have only one eye?

 

[Hoady]

Wesker thought it would be hilarious and by all means he was correct.

Wesker was living with Lisa Trevor for some time, there relationship was really blossoming at one stage.Why or what reason was she in the farout shack in RE remake?

 

[A_Wesker123]

Because Wesker found out she had been tyrna slip him some progen. in his soup and so kicked her out. She then sought refuge in the nearest dry place which just happened to be that shack.

Why did Sheva get to use the Longbow, and not Chris?