La Femme Fatale

Oh no, did you just sign in now? Just as I wanted to do something bad.

What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Ahahahahahhaha! Wow! This thread. Do you have it bookmarked or what? xD

If I could flatter girls irl like that without being too anxious I'd be a happy man.

The Lannisters aren't the only ones who pay their debts.

Hi, have you got a snuke somewhere? I don't know a whole lot about them, but I understand they are fairly rare.

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lol my copycat!



But... it was the copy that got perfect. Then they broke the mold. ;)

My lovely! How are you today? I'm OK, but feeling tired and I thought perhaps a word with one of my favorite crazy people would energize me.

Your royal presence is needed in the Palace of Love. We need your opinion on something.

Jesus I must have got the "munchies" (or whatever it's called)! I crave snacks SO BADLY and I ain't got nuthin'! So that's why I'm here now. Unfortunately you're asleep or out somewhere, but maybe I can use that to my advantage. Hmm.... Where's your stash? So many cabinets, and I only dare search the ones in your kitchen because I'm too scared of uncovering dirty secrets elsewhere.

This is random but...don't EVER change your About Me description, "Oprah can change the weatherr." xD

Just wanted to stop by and say hello to the most beautiful lady I know! *kisses* I hope you're well. And I will be around here more often..

Tehehehe.. Island of motorboats.. heheheh it all makes sense now..

Why won't you answer my sext messages. R00d. I put a lot of effort into those n00ds and whipped cream. LOL How are you lady?

Hi LFF! Just wanted to say thank you for your brilliant donation! Cheers!

Did you use the sidebar donation form to donate, by the way? Just thought I'd ask as it doesn't seem to have logged it through there, but I'll see if I can get it fixed (if this is indeed the case).

Cheers again!!!!!111

I can't not share this. I put it on magnolia's wall too. http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/056/4/0/treat_me_gently_by_rastifan-d5w6ak0.jpg So ridiculous but I really cannot stop laughing.

Hi Ms. Femme! *waves* How are you? Long time no see.

His maiming had been monstrously cruel. It was one thing to slay a lion, another to hack his paw off and leave him broken and bewildered.

Hey. I noticed you've been all Game of Thrones-y lately and I have to ask: Is Lena Heady in Game of Thrones? If so, I totally didn't know that and now must watch it. (Love her.)

hey, can i ask you something?