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Lurker
He are the lyrics to one of my favorite portal machinimas
Who's there?
Is anyone there?
I see you.
Chell rises from stasis
Inside of a glass box
She isn't greeted by faces
Only concrete and clocks
That's when she first hears GLaDOS
Computer that talks.
She's told to leave the little room
But has no shoes and no socks
She trusted the computer
'Cause the voice sounded nice
So she traveled through the center
And followed all it's advice
But when she starts tasting blood
She started thinking twice
It was the first time
That she used a handheld Portal Device
She put some holes in the walls
Then the ceiling then the floor
It was a weapon to create
Inter-dimensional doors
'Til the tests keep getting harder
And she needed a break
That's when the voice began to barter
With the promise of cake
Uh-oh, somebody cut the cake
She's all alone and she's wondering why
She has a bad feeling like
She's going to die
She hides from the cameras
And begins to cry
She never believes
The cake is a lie
Are you still there?
GLaDOS had a wicked habbit
of enhancing the truth
Chell knew not to expect it
But to see any proof
She had a sneaking suspicion
That the cake was a spoof
Yet she continued on her mission
On account of her sweet tooth
Three tests to finish
She was nearing the end
She met Companion Cube
And they became the best of friends
But as with anything good
This thing was too good to last
She had to burn her best friend
To be allowed to pass
GLaDOS realized her spirit
Was far too strong to break
She had completed all the tests
And never made a mistake
Her mouth began to water
Her hands started to shake
She knew it couldn't be much farther
She could almost taste the cake
She's all alone and she's wondering why
She has a bad feeling like
She's going to die
She hides from the cameras
And begins to cry
She never believes
The cake is a lie
Who's there?
Is anyone there?
I see you.
Chell rises from stasis
Inside of a glass box
She isn't greeted by faces
Only concrete and clocks
That's when she first hears GLaDOS
Computer that talks.
She's told to leave the little room
But has no shoes and no socks
She trusted the computer
'Cause the voice sounded nice
So she traveled through the center
And followed all it's advice
But when she starts tasting blood
She started thinking twice
It was the first time
That she used a handheld Portal Device
She put some holes in the walls
Then the ceiling then the floor
It was a weapon to create
Inter-dimensional doors
'Til the tests keep getting harder
And she needed a break
That's when the voice began to barter
With the promise of cake
Uh-oh, somebody cut the cake
She's all alone and she's wondering why
She has a bad feeling like
She's going to die
She hides from the cameras
And begins to cry
She never believes
The cake is a lie
Are you still there?
GLaDOS had a wicked habbit
of enhancing the truth
Chell knew not to expect it
But to see any proof
She had a sneaking suspicion
That the cake was a spoof
Yet she continued on her mission
On account of her sweet tooth
Three tests to finish
She was nearing the end
She met Companion Cube
And they became the best of friends
But as with anything good
This thing was too good to last
She had to burn her best friend
To be allowed to pass
GLaDOS realized her spirit
Was far too strong to break
She had completed all the tests
And never made a mistake
Her mouth began to water
Her hands started to shake
She knew it couldn't be much farther
She could almost taste the cake
She's all alone and she's wondering why
She has a bad feeling like
She's going to die
She hides from the cameras
And begins to cry
She never believes
The cake is a lie
