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Resident Evil: Unicorn Rape

Discussion in 'Resident Evil Fan Fiction & Fan Art' started by Storyofmylife, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Storyofmylife

    Storyofmylife The watchful protector.

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    This is an old fan fic my friend and I made a really long time ago... The funniest part is the concept art we all made really. ENJOY! It's supposed to be funny by the way, this in no way is to be taken seriously.


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    The REAL Resident Evil 6

    The awesome story line:

    Jill and Rebecca ride in on a gay rainbow on a unicorn. Obviously, they're having wild sex and shooting guns.

    Barry is also there, but he is a cyborg centaur (complete with laser-guns, pink shoes, tu-tu,and a Chris Crocker t-shirt as you would expect from Barry) because he didn't make it far enough away from the explosion at the mansion.

    Chris is also there, but he has had a sex-change (Man, did Kijuju,and Jill **** him up or WHAT!?) and is now Christina. Leon doesn't know she was a dude, so he's all ga-ga over her, but he only has 24 hours left to live if he doesn't figure out how to stop being a douche in order to keep the bomb in his heart from exploding.

    Claire, thoroughly confused, is in love with Christina even though she knows it was once her brother Chris.(Like, Oh my god!! Incest!) DRAMA! Little do they know, Wesker was reincarnated as a unicorn... THAT unicorn! And he has a nefarious plot to take over the world with his dreaded unicorn powers.

    Look out Christina! He's coming for YOU first! Can Jill and Rebecca stop having awesome chick sex? Can Leon stop being a douche? Will Claire and Christina live happily ever after? Has Wesker finally gone overboard?!

    FIND OUT IN RESIDENT EVIL 6: UNICORN RAPE

    The following special features will be included for the following characters:
    Jill: When you beat the game with Jill on all difficulties, you will have the option of new, skittle producing breasts that you can upgrade from dripping to shooting. Once upgraded all the way, you will then have the infinite skittle option.

    Rebecca: After finishing the game with Rebecca on all difficulties, you will have the option to purchase "New Game+" which will allow Rebecca to gain super powers from smoking the herbs. Each herb will give her a different ability, and all three herbs combined will make her invincible and hyper strong for one full minute.

    Barry: Barry has the choice of four more robotic bodies: A tank, a MAC truck, a monster truck, and a blue 1970 Dodge Challenger with mounted rail guns. All of Barry's alternate bodies can be 'suped up' to near unstoppable proportions. Will be available for free after the game is beaten with anyone on any difficulty.

    Chris/Christina: Though it doesn't seem like much, you will have the option of different dresses/skirts for Christina. Each frock will change his/her running speed accordingly with the length/weight of each fabric. Will be available for free after the game is beaten with anyone on any difficulty.

    Leon: Leon had the ability to stop being a d-bag for five seconds of gameplay. It will take 30 minutes for him to change back. Available from the start

    Claire: Doesn't get anything because she is too focused on her feelings of love for her brother/sister and the repercussions of her unrequited feelings to even bother using. However, should you actually choose to use her, after you beat the game on "Impossible" mode, she will earn a new heart since her old one was broken... and it will give her super strength and the ability to shoot love arrows.

    Unicorn Wesker: Unicorn Wesker has a myriad of magical unicorn powers and attacks ranging from flight and rainbow generation to the ability to impale and rape his enemies. Each will take off a small portion of his life but are sometimes somewhat useful. Unicorn Wesker's horn can also be upgraded (for a small fee) from a plain old unicorn horn to a serrated, poison tipped antler.
    DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT:
    Unicorn Wesker: After beating the game with an 'S' rank on all modes with everyone on all difficulties and upgrading everything, Unicorn Wesker will be available (after a small fee). Unicorn Wesker will be playable in Mercenaries mode.

    Unicorn Wesker "Separate Ways": For another small fee, you will be able to purchase the "Separate Ways" side game. In it, you play as Wesker trying to spread the horrendous U-Virus throughout the world using his dreaded unicorn powers.
    To view the real ending, you have to pay a small fee.
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  2. Storyofmylife

    Storyofmylife The watchful protector.

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    Here's some more pics...

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    KennedyKiller Super Saiyan Member Supporter

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    Whoa...Wow...
     
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    Storyofmylife The watchful protector.

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    This is what happens when two artists get bored, and stay up all night talking. This happened in 09'... Craziest story ever.
     
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    KennedyKiller Super Saiyan Member Supporter

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    Well...Keep it up lol...You should go on FanFiction.net with this story lol...I think they'll like it...
     
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    Storyofmylife The watchful protector.

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    Can you put these pics up too? Because that's part of what makes this appealing lol
     
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    KennedyKiller Super Saiyan Member Supporter

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    In all honesty I'm not sure, I think so though...You should just go give it a look lol...It's a website of nothing but fanfics..
     
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    Storyofmylife The watchful protector.

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    I created an account a few days ago... I'm still trying to figure everything out. I forgot about this little gem though. :P
     
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    I created one too...I don't have anything up yet...I'm gonna put my RE/Supernatural crossover story on there though lol...
     
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    Elochai Tiger Army Never Dies! Supporter

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    Like... really? I've said it once and I'll say it again. Why haven't we met?! This has to be closest to the best thing here. How much alcohol was consumed in the making of this?
     
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    Storyofmylife The watchful protector.

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    LOL Not too much actually... I think what really was consumed was green if you know what I mean at the time. ;) I'm glad you enjoyed it! It's quite the adventure! :P
     
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    TYLERDM94 The White Wolf

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    Only thing missing is puff the purple dragon and we got us a smash hit
     
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    svp Well-Known Member

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    holy crap! this is amazing, what drugs are u on? .......and I thought I was imaginative lol
     
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    Storyofmylife The watchful protector.

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    Ahahaha, maybe a wee bit of Mary Jane, but I was sober at the time when my friend and me began thinking of the idea. I think of crazier things when sober than I ever do inebriated. ;)
     
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    hahaha same with me, I don't even need drugs to act a fool, that's why I'm tryin to get into the creative industry as a career
     
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    Daburcor The Spirit of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Meeeeeeeeee-mo-rieeeeeeeeeees...

    Here is part of the original sketch of Barry (it's the only part of this I still have readily available on my computer):
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    I changed the eyes during the coloring process because I found the crazy eyes to be more 'right.'

    [EDIT] And I'm always sober.

    [EDIT2] "To view the real ending, you have to pay a small fee."
    How prophetic that dig at Capcom became. I'm looking at you, "Asura's Wrath!" Maybe I should ask them for a job!
     
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    Storyofmylife The watchful protector.

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    Were awesome *fist bump*!
     
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    Daburcor The Spirit of Rock 'n' Roll

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    **** yeah, we are!
     
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    This is gold! Can't get enough!
     
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    interesting.;)
     
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