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[Storyofmylife]

Go to gizoogle.net and search for your favorite character's quotes. I promise you... you will not be disappointed.

This masterpiece for example should have been used in place of Helena's real quotes:

• "Tall Oaks Cathedral. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. I be bout ta explain every last muthafuckin thang there, Agent Kennedy."
• "Dude had already been infected by tha time we found his muthafuckin ass. Leon... Leon did what tha **** dat schmoooove muthafucka had ta yo. Dude saved mah game."
• "It aint nuthin but hard ta explain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If I don't rap all up in tha cathedral, you may not believe mah dirty ass."
• "Not before we check up Tall Oaks Cathedral. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack fo' realz. Agent Kennedyz gots a lead dat might tell our asses whoz responsible fo' all dis bull****."
• "Da Raccoon Citizzle Incident... you one of tha survivors."
• "Leon, itz too late. Therez not a god damn thang we can do."
• "Whatz tha matter wit you, nahmean biiiatch?, biatch? Dat hoe yo' hoe, aint she!?" (to a playa whoz ass say his wild lil' freakadelic hoe is slowin dem down)
• "Church bells...!, biatch? Is you kiddin me!?"
• "Us dudes aint gots time fo' dis crap." (when encounterin a puzzle)
• "Yo ass be thinkin dis is gonna stop me son?" (when encounterin a puzzle)
• "We gotta do something! Muthafuckas is dying!" (inside tha church when tha gas-spewin monsta attacks)
• "I be soopa-doopa sorry, Deborah! It aint nuthin but all mah fault!"
• "Stop! Don't blast, please!" (to Leon n' Ada, regardin Deborah)
• "No mo' tears. Not until I avenge yo' dirtnap."
• "I be goin ta make his ass pay fo' all dis bull****."
• "Not her playa! Not mah sista playa! Take me biaaatch! Please biaaatch! I be bout ta do anything. Please biaaatch! Please, please don't hurt her playa! Deborah!"
• "I didn't give a **** what tha **** else ta do. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I helped his muthafuckin ass. I helped Simmons breach tha prezz security."
• "Yo ass fought dis thang before n' you still breathing, biatch? I be impressed." (to Jake, regardin tha Ustanak)
• "Yo ass aint entirely sane, is yo slick ass?" (to Jake)
• "Goddamn you, Simmons!"
• "So ta avoid one possible **** up you create another, biatch? No matter how tha **** nuff playas die!"
• "Dat hoe mo' than just a gangbangin' playa, aint she, biatch? Yo ass have vibe fo' her muthafuckin ass." (to Leon, regardin Ada)
• "I'd offer a hand if I could spare one." (regardin Ada, as her ass is beat down by Simmons)
• "What is you waitin for, biatch? Go afta her muthafuckin ass." (to Leon, regardin Ada)
• "I be shizzle they saved room fo' you up in hell."
• "That was fo' mah sister."
• "It aint nuthin but time fo' me ta take responsibility."

 

[Mantis TabogganMD]

""Dat hoe mo' than just a gangbangin' playa, aint she, biatch? Yo ass have vibe fo' her muthafuckin ass." (to Leon, regardin Ada)"
Lolololololololz

 

[JujuLodestar]

"Yes, It's ADA, WAIT! Remember when Leon holla'd "ADA, WAIT!" n' Ada ignored him, mo' than once, biatch? Well, I be thinkin it's kinda funky..."

Oh man....

 

[Storyofmylife]

Jill:

• There is only three S.T.A.R.S. thugz left. Captain Wesker, Barry, n' mah dirty ass. Us dudes don't give a f*ck where Chris is.

• • It aint nuthin but legit dat once tha wheelz of justice begin ta turn, not a god damn thang can stop em. Nothing.
  • Dat shiznit was Raccoon Cityz last chizzle n' mah last chance... My ****in last escape.
  • There aint goin ta be any rescue, we gotta git outta here!
  • Yo ass want STARS, biatch? I be bout ta hit you wit STARS!
  • I be soopa-doopa sorry bout dat bull****.
  • I couldn't control mah actions, oh yo, but God, I was still aware. Forgive mah dirty ass.
  • Yo ass two need ta stop his muthafuckin ass.
  • Chris muthafucka! Yo ass is tha only one whoz ass can!
  • Don't you trust yo' partner?
  • Yo ass is our only hope ta survive all dis bull****.
  • I be gonna try ta find a way ta escape. Yo ass need ta find dat serum.
  • Chris, Sheva, use them!
  • Finally...

Lost up in NightmaresEdit

• • • Kinda takes you back, don't it?
    • I Guess I be gettin older.
    • "Moonlight Sonata"... I remember tha last time I played all dis bull****.
    • Yo ass shizzle know how tha **** ta keep a hoe waiting.
    • Copy dis ****. Watch yo' back.
    • I be fine... But I lost most of mah gear...
    • No! (When Wesker be bout ta impale Chris all up in his chest)

Desperate EscapeEdit

• • • How?... Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha **** is yo slick ass?
    • Yo ass gots room fo' one more?
    • Therez suttin' I gotta tell Chris.
    • I bet you say dat ta all tha hoes.
    • On dat shiznit son!
    • Letz go peep if we can help em.

Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 / Illest Marvel vs. Capcom 3Edit

• • "I be bout ta cover you, nahmean biiiatch?"
  • "Letz move."
  • "Change of plans; eliminatin all obstacles."
  • "Too slow!"
  • "Die!"
  • "Target sighted."
  • "We is done here!"
  • "Lose Tha Game already!"
  • "Coup de grȃce!"
  • "My ****in orders... is ta capture yo thugged-out ass."
  • "Ready fo' hustlin." (Before battle against Wesker)
  • "Target acquired."
  • "Ready ta seize mutant target."
  • "A-All enemies... is ghon be destroyed!" (Before battle against Chris)
  • "Nemesis has been spotted." (Before battle against Nemesis T Type)
  • "This will only hurt a lil."
  • "Now you can become one of us."
  • "Yo ass is expendable, Chris Redfield." (After battle against Chris)
  • "My ****in hustlin is complete." (After battle against Wesker)
  • "Ready ta administa sticky-icky-ickys ta captive."
  • "Mutant taken tha **** into custody."
  • "Target is down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Administerin sedative." (After battle against Nemesis T Type)

 

[Gar Bageman]

This... is... FANTASTIC.

 

[Storyofmylife]

One of the best from Wesker:

• "Da right ta be a god. Y'all KNOW dat ****, muthafucka! You, biatch? Arrogant even until tha end yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Only one truly capable of "being" a god, deserves dat right. Da right... With Uroboros, I have dat right."