Corrupt a Wish

[Gar Bageman]

Granted, but he was a zombie which was then killed by RPD units.

I wish school wasn't so hard.

Granted, but now the deepest book anyone with a 12th grade education can read is "The Poky Little Puppy."

I wish The Pixies would make a new record.

 

[Eddges]

Granted, but now the deepest book anyone with a 12th grade education can read is "The Poky Little Puppy."

I wish The Pixies would make a new record.

Granted, but they made an acapella cd, and theyre voices where recorded from a cellphone. Which sounds like sh!t.

I wish the Resident Evil movies weren't sh!t

 

[MissDomino]

Granted, but Alice is now in the games.

I wish it was October already (for obvious reasons).

 

[NintenStar]

Granted, but it only lasted for 1/2 a second.

I wish I had all of Wesker's abilities (strength, speed, etc.) without that virus thing.

 

[Hel]

Granted, but Alice is now in the games.

Oh God, how could you... And the prize for the worst corrupted wish ever goes tooooo... MissDomino!

I wish I had all of Wesker's abilities (strength, speed, etc.) without that virus thing.

Granted, but you can't control those abilities and constantly crush and run over people until you get shot down by the police for causing too many accidental casualties.

I wish I had already finished my term papers for the university.

 

[Gar Bageman]

Granted, but you can't control those abilities and constantly crush and run over people until you get shot down by the police for causing too many accidental casualties.

I wish I had already finished my term papers for the university.

Granted, but they were ghost written by Snooki.

I wish I had more time.

 

[NintenStar]

Granted, but you lived until the end of time, where you then got bored to death.

I wish I had Resident Evil 6 already.

 

[MissDomino]

Granted, but you lived until the end of time, where you then got bored to death.

I wish I had Resident Evil 6 already.

Granted, but now there's a power outage

I wish Deadly Premonition would just hurry up and get a PS3 release already.

 

[NintenStar]

Granted, but it would only be released after you died.

I wish I had an X Box 360 to play my new copy of Resident Evil 6.

 

[TYLERDM94]

Granted, but it would only be released after you died.

I wish I had an X Box 360 to play my new copy of Resident Evil 6.

granted but you have to pay another 60 dollars in dlc just to play the game
i wish i were a real boy

 

[Gar Bageman]

granted but you have to pay another 60 dollars in dlc just to play the game
i wish i were a real boy

Granted, but all of your 'special' bits are somehow made of cork.

I wish I had the patience to become a scientist.

 

[L]

Granted, but you're a political scientist.
I wish Bayonetta was somewhat easier.

 

[MissDomino]

Granted, but she's easy enough already, asking everyone "you want to touch me?"
I wish I had one of the RE6 demo codes from Dragon's Dogma.

 

[Gar Bageman]

Granted, but she's easy enough already, asking everyone "you want to touch me?"
I wish I had one of the RE6 demo codes from Dragon's Dogma.

Granted, but Capcom misheard peoples cries and added extra screen tearing, rendering the game unplayable. It now looks like this:

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I wish I could kick this flu sh*t.

 

[L]

Granted, but there is a high chance that it is already gone, rendering your wish useless.

I wish I had a wii.

 

[SpazHazard]

Granted, but it's the Family Edition, a redesigned Wii that doesn't play Gamecube games.

I wish Fable didn't suck.

 

[AgentZero]

Granted, but it's the Family Edition, a redesigned Wii that doesn't play Gamecube games.

I wish Fable didn't suck.

Granted but now Resi does.

I wish.....

 

[ADAxWONG]

Granted , but now you can't make another wish because you don't know how to finish a wish.
I wish I had a 'Healing' Externally and Internally superpower.

 

[Gar Bageman]

Granted, but when you heal from a flesh wound, said flesh turns to stone. Even biting your tongue!

I wish it were easier to make people understand things.

 

[Flipqy42]

Granted, but when you heal from a flesh wound, said flesh turns to stone. Even biting your tongue!

I wish it were easier to make people understand things.

Granted, but they understand things too well and life loses meaning

I wish I could write the next international best-seller.