Corrupt a Wish

[NintenStar]

Granted, but the moon got to close to the earth and crashed into it. Then everybody died.

I wish I didn't have summer homework.

 

[KennedyKiller]

Wish Granted...But it's because you're an adult in the real world and have summer WORK WORK...

I wish that my wish could not be corrupted...

 

[NintenStar]

Granted, but you didn't wish for an uncorrupted wish. Then you died.

I wish I could geta good paycheck for that summer work work.

 

[Hoady]

Granted, you buy some soap and slip on it ending up in a coma for 10 years.

I wish that my body didn't have to sleep.

 

[KennedyKiller]

Granted, you buy some soap and slip on it ending up in a coma for 10 years.

I wish that my body didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but your mind DOES have to, ending in a permanent case of sleepwalking...

I wish it was summer year round...

 

[JujuLodestar]

Granted, but your mind DOES have to, ending in a permanent case of sleepwalking...

I wish it was summer year round...

Granted But the sun doesn't seem to agree with you therefore he ignores you're wish
-I wish i could have a break at least once in my life-

 

[Leon_Redfield]

Granted but someones complaining to you the whole time and makes you waste it.

I wish it was colder.

 

[JujuLodestar]

Granted but someones complaining to you the whole time and makes you waste it.

I wish it was colder.

Granted but global warming keeps it from being colder
-I Wish i had a Wolf as a pet-
(Also that's what happens during my breaks)

 

[Hoady]

Granted, your pet wolf ends up eating you.

I wish i could do a barrel roll

 

[L]

Granted but it was in the opposite direction you expected it.

I wish energy drinks tasted good.

 

[Hoady]

Granted, you drink so many that you end up with superspeed and accidently run off the planet.

I wish i didn't have to poop

 

[JujuLodestar]

Granted, you drink so many that you end up with superspeed and accidently run off the planet.

I wish i didn't have to poop

Granted but if you didn't you would probably throw up you're guts

I wish i could go back in time

 

[Hoady]

Granted, but you fart during the time warp process and your butt propels to the past while the rest of your body launches to the future.

I wish i had a monkey butler.

 

[L]

Granted, but it recites digits of pi to you 24/7

I wish that the FF7 PC remake came sooner.

 

[Darkstar Darin]

Granted, but it causes a greater lag than Skyrim on PS3
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!! I wish I had the nu Twisted Metal XD

 

[Gar Bageman]

Granted, but it causes a greater lag than Skyrim on PS3
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!! I wish I had the nu Twisted Metal XD

Granted! But it's a Street Fighter EX+ Alpha clone, now.

I wish I were more creative.

 

[MissDomino]

Granted! But it's a Street Fighter EX+ Alpha clone, now.

I wish I were more creative.

Granted, but you just created a monster!

I wish for a new Guilty Gear game. NOW!

 

[Darkstar Darin]

Granted, but you just created a monster!

I wish for a new Guilty Gear game. NOW!

Granted BUT ITS IN THE PLAY-STYLE OF OVERTURE!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH!! (sorry)

I wish I were a Keyblade Wielder

 

[L]

Granted, but you died in the Keyblade war.
I wish L was alive.

 

[NintenStar]

Granted, but he was a zombie which was then killed by RPD units.

I wish school wasn't so hard.