Corrupt a Wish

[wesker_awesome]

Granted, but its plastic sukka...
I wish i could make a GOOD RE movie...

Granted but the special effects are Syfy channel grade.
I wish I was a Great White Shark.

 

[L]

Granted but you die.
I wish I had 15 real dollars that was uncorruptable and not in a dream.

 

[wesker_awesome]

Granted but you die.
I wish I had 15 real dollars that was uncorruptable and not in a dream.

granted but thats not what this thread is about so it burns.
I wish Halo had a better story.

 

[L]

Granted but the controls are impossible. Right stick shoots, Left Bumper moves, and other impossible stuff.
I wish.

 

[echoey]

@KennedyKiller

You end up making a movie so horrific and realistic you get life imprisonment for acusations of human experimentation....

I wish I could hold my breath forever underwater....

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by the tiem I wrote the post people had posted ._.
this happens alot to me xDD...

 

[KennedyKiller]

Granted, but you do is so much your body adapts to growing gills...

I wish i could go to Warped Tour...

 

[wesker_awesome]

Granted, but you do is so much your body adapts to growing gills...

I wish i could go to Warped Tour...

Granted but everybody there gets assassinated including you.
I wish I had a dvd rack.

 

[L]

Granted but its made of cobweb.
I wish I could have another terabyte.

 

[KennedyKiller]

Granted but everybody there gets assassinated including you.
I wish I had a dvd rack.

Granted but its made of cobweb.
I wish I could have another terabyte.

Actually a cob web DVD cas would kick ass...web is really strong just so ya know...
And granted, but you get "Bit"...Get it?! Fine...whatever...
I wish i could play in Blink-182...(As in play with the band on stage, just so you don't go gettin all pervy...)

 

[wesker_awesome]

Actually a cob web DVD cas would kick ass...web is really strong just so ya know...
And granted, but you get "Bit"...Get it?! Fine...whatever...
I wish i could play in Blink-182...(As in play with the band on stage, just so you don't go gettin all pervy...)

Granted but you suck so they kick you out.
I wish it was cooler today.

 

[L]

Actually a cob web DVD cas would kick ass...web is really strong just so ya know...
And granted, but you get "Bit"...Get it?! Fine...whatever...
I wish i could play in Blink-182...(As in play with the band on stage, just so you don't go gettin all pervy...)

Certain web is strong. Cobweb is one of the weakest.

Granted but global warming kills all the arctic animals. You stole their cold.

I wish I was MR.T AND A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK

 

[KennedyKiller]

Certain web is strong. Cobweb is one of the weakest.

Granted but global warming kills all the arctic animals. You stole their cold.

I wish I was MR.T AND A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK

Granted, but your server crahses so your just another lonley dude in a basement...

I wish more people got on REN...

 

[AgentZero]

granted but they got murdered
i wish for cool air

 

[wesker_awesome]

granted but they got murdered
i wish for cool air

Granted but you lose all your limbs to hypothermia.
I wish they would make a Jaws 5.

 

[AgentZero]

granted but it gets a zero stars rating and you hate it

i wish i could get a ps3

 

[KennedyKiller]

Granted but it won't read the disks...

I wish I could hear all of Simple Plan's new album...

 

[Vicious]

Granted but it will be in spanish

I wish people at work would not gossip.

 

[KennedyKiller]

Granted but it will be in spanish

I wish people at work would not gossip.

Sorry...but...i'm affraid that that wish cannot be granted...its imposible...

 

[Vicious]

Sorry...but...i'm affraid that that wish cannot be granted...its imposible...

okay then, I get another wish, My next wish is to own a unbreakable wooden baseball bat.

 

[KennedyKiller]

okay then, I get another wish, My next wish is to own a unbreakable wooden baseball bat.

Granted...but you miss everytime you swing it...

I wish...i knew what to wish for...