Corrupt a Wish

[NintenStar]

I played this game on a few other forums and it's pretty fun. Here's how you play. One person makes a wish, then the next poster grants it, but makes it evil. You may only wish for one thing at a tie. Then you wish for something. For example,

Post 1: I wish to be awesome.
Post 2: Granted, but people go crazy over you and accidentaly kill you.
I wish that Summer Break would last forever.
Post 3: Granted but....

Get it? Good. I'll start
I wish I got $1000 in cash legally.

 

[Meg]

Granted, but its Monopoly money.
I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Silverback]

Granted, but it gives you gas.

I wish I had a desert eagle.

 

[wesker_awesome]

Granted, but it gives you gas.

I wish I had a desert eagle.

Granted, but its the animal not the gun.
I wish I had more weed.

 

[L]

Granted, but its filled with oil.
I wish I had an uncorrupted wish.

 

[Silverback]

Granted, but only in a dream.

I wish I could wake up with a beautiful woman in my arms, one morning. (lol)

 

[L]

Granted, but you got AIDS the night before.
I wish that Mirrors Edge was more amazing then it already is.

 

[KennedyKiller]

Granted, but the they make a crappy sequal...

I wish Johnny Depp would play a NORMAL role for once...

 

[L]

Granted, but before the movie is finished an anvil falls on his head. Wait, what?
I wish Mirrors Edge was more amazing and the sequel wouldn't be crappy.

 

[KennedyKiller]

Granted, but before the movie is finished an anvil falls on his head. Wait, what?
I wish Mirrors Edge was more amazing and the sequel wouldn't be crappy.

Wish Granted, but it's release date is pushed back a whole year that way they can fix the fact that it WAS crappy...

 

[L]

Granted.... wait.
I wish Mirrors Edge was more amazing and the sequel wasn't crappy and it was released today.
I WILL win this game.

 

[KennedyKiller]

Granted.... wait.
I wish Mirrors Edge was more amazing and the sequel wasn't crappy and it was released today.
I WILL win this game.

Granted, however when you go to play it your Wii is out of memory...

I wish for Synyster Gates to be my personal guitar teacher...

 

[NintenStar]

Granted, but he charges you a billion dollars a second and you couldn't afford it.

I wish the Monopolly money I got earlier in this thread was US currency.

 

[KennedyKiller]

Granted, but he charges you a billion dollars a second and you couldn't afford it.

I wish the Monopolly money I got earlier in this thread was US currency.

Grantead, but you find yourself in China and they force you to use it to pay part of the US national debt...
I wish this wish wouldnt be granted...

 

[NintenStar]

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything, so you died and the universe started to shrink and killed everyone else.

 

[L]

Granted, however when you go to play it your Wii is out of memory...

I wish for Synyster Gates to be my personal guitar teacher...

EVERYBODY I WIN! I DON'T OWN A WII THEREFORE MY WISH WASN'T CORRUPTED! New game.

I wish I could wish for something.

 

[NintenStar]

Uh.... you can't win this game. There's no way to win it.
Granted, but you didn't wish for anything so you were banished from Earth and forced to live on a black hole with nothing help you survive except your bare hands and the clothes that you're wearing.

I wish that I could be a pro at guitar.

 

[L]

Uh.... you can't win this game. There's no way to win it.
Granted, but you didn't wish for anything so you were banished from Earth and forced to live on a black hole with nothing help you survive except your bare hands and the clothes that you're wearing.

I wish that I could be a pro at guitar.

No I won shut up.

Granted, but every time you play the strings break.

 

[NintenStar]

You didn't wish for anything again, so you caued the entire universe to blow up.

I wish that I had Re4 and Re6 with the Wii.

 

[wesker_awesome]

You didn't wish for anything again, so you caued the entire universe to blow up.

I wish that I had Re4 and Re6 with the Wii.

Granted, but the enemy ai causes the ganados to act like homosexuals.
I wish they would make a God of War 4.