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What does Saddler have up his skirt?

When you accidentally shoot Luis 5 times and he kills you.

Relax, zombies are illegal.

When you're applying for a boat loan. Me:"Yes, hi, I'd like to purchase the 40 foot 'Capricorn' please. Here's the paperwork, everything should be in order." Salesman: "Uuurghh rarrgharrurrgh..." Me: "Damn, now I'll never get that boat I've always dreamed about!"

Nemesis would win in a fight but Tyrant was more stylish.

Handgun ammo comes in red boxes, shotgun ammo in green boxes (All REs)

Chuck Norris instead of Oven Man.

Because he's a sex offender. How does HUNK survive Birkin's rampage?

Well Alice is the main character of RE film 1, so she can't be one, and Trinity doesn't put Neo at a worse off position after they get together in The Matrix, so she's not either. I haven't seen the other two films, so can't comment on those. I'd say Ada in RE2 is closest to a femme fatale...

Ombie. Does Raccoon City have a bakery?

One of my dad's mates is called Barry Burton.

I remember there being a painting with words written on it, but you could only see them after pressing a switch, I think that's how you're supposed to work it out, but that was a long time ago and I can't remember it that well.

The FN Five-SeveN in RE4. OK so the performance was terrible but it looks awesome.

A.Because the Merchant likes to display his man-parts. Q. Why does HUNK wear a mask?

Who are they? I remember Nicholai from RE3 (And Outbreak File 1) but I thought he died.